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Ijunoon
Wat A Married Man Says After Years Of Marriage
Wat a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,
She does not Trust me & I do not Understand her.
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,
She does not Trust me & I do not Understand her.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes
Tags: Marriage
Sms / Bless
Ijunoon
50 Years From Now, Id Be So Old, I Might Forget U…
50 years from now, id be so old, I might forget u.
I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget
I once cared for you. I might….. But I won't.
I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget
I once cared for you. I might….. But I won't.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: bless
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Sms / Friendship
Arshad Hassan
100 Years I Need A Sweet Friend Like U.
1+1 = 2 my 2 eyes looking at U,
3+2 = 5 sense missing U,
4+3 = 7days thinking of U,
5+7 = 12 months dreaming abt U but
99+1 = 100 years i need a sweet friend like U.
3+2 = 5 sense missing U,
4+3 = 7days thinking of U,
5+7 = 12 months dreaming abt U but
99+1 = 100 years i need a sweet friend like U.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship
Tags: Friend
Sms / Anniversary
Ijunoon
Hoping That The Love You Shared Years Ago
Hoping that the love you shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy ,
love and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary.
Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy ,
love and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: anniversary
Tags: Love
Sms / Funny
Rashid Chaudhary
Husband In 1st 6 Years
Q.HOW WOMEN CALL THEIR HUSBAND IN 1ST 6 YEARS? A. YR1. JANU, YR2. O G, YR3.SUNTE HO, YR4.O BUNTY K PAPA, YR5. KAHAN MAR GAYE, YR6. AATE HO K MAIN AAOON
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May 01, 2007 at 03:05
Category: funny
Tags: Husband
Sms / Cool
Ijunoon
As The Years Go By,
As the years go by,
u may loose ur hair,
teeth & eye sight,
but not ur smartness,
talent,brightness, intellignce
coz u cant loose
Wht u dnt hve!
Isnt it? :-)
u may loose ur hair,
teeth & eye sight,
but not ur smartness,
talent,brightness, intellignce
coz u cant loose
Wht u dnt hve!
Isnt it? :-)
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Nov 15, 2007 at 21:11
Category: cool
Sms / Santa Banta
Raahat
Darling, Years Ago U Had A Figure Like Coke Bottle.
Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
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Nov 15, 2007 at 12:11
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
800 Years Back
there are 3 people 1from china , 1 from america and 1 from india and all three of them are trying to prove whos country was more scientifically developed.
(1) The Chinese man takes the other two along with him to china and digs the ground 200 meteres he finds a phone cable and says >>my country had phones 200 years ago
(2) The American man gets really frustrated and takes the other two to america, there he digs a hole 400 meteres deep and finds a telephone wire, he then says >we had phones 400 years ago.
(3) The Indian then takes the other two to india and digs a hole 800 meteres deep but finds no wire at all he then says 800 years back we had mobile phones!!
(1) The Chinese man takes the other two along with him to china and digs the ground 200 meteres he finds a phone cable and says >>my country had phones 200 years ago
(2) The American man gets really frustrated and takes the other two to america, there he digs a hole 400 meteres deep and finds a telephone wire, he then says >we had phones 400 years ago.
(3) The Indian then takes the other two to india and digs a hole 800 meteres deep but finds no wire at all he then says 800 years back we had mobile phones!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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