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When Things Go Wrong...
when things go wrong...
when sadness fills ur heart...
when tears flow in ur eyes...always remember three things
1---GOD
2---ur parents
3---my sincere prayers.....
GOoD LUCK & God Bless U.
when sadness fills ur heart...
when tears flow in ur eyes...always remember three things
1---GOD
2---ur parents
3---my sincere prayers.....
GOoD LUCK & God Bless U.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: good-luck
Sms / Uncategorized
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Thoughts went wrong.
Kiya soocha tha banaingay hum b pilote magar,
Zindagi bhar bail gadi mein safar kartay
rahain.
keep smiling u all.
Zindagi bhar bail gadi mein safar kartay
rahain.
keep smiling u all.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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Sms / Santa Banta
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Wrong Bus U Idiot!
Santa and Banta are walking home after a night on the piss. They--ve got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot.
Santa has a brainwave and says to Banta, Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I--ll stay out here and look out for the police.
Banta breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Santa is wondering what the hell he--s doing.
Eventually Santa sticks his head around the door and sees Banta running from bus to bus and looking very worried.
What the hell are you doing, get a move on!
To which Banta replies, I can--t find a number 25B anywhere.
whereupon Santa, holding his hands to his head in disbelief, shouts, You idiot, steal a number 27 and we--ll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way!
Santa has a brainwave and says to Banta, Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I--ll stay out here and look out for the police.
Banta breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Santa is wondering what the hell he--s doing.
Eventually Santa sticks his head around the door and sees Banta running from bus to bus and looking very worried.
What the hell are you doing, get a move on!
To which Banta replies, I can--t find a number 25B anywhere.
whereupon Santa, holding his hands to his head in disbelief, shouts, You idiot, steal a number 27 and we--ll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Uncategorized
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Wrong No
Kuch khawateen aik ghar mein bethein baato mein masroof thein itne mein doosre kamre mein telephone ki ghanti baji tu mezbaan urat phone sunne ke liye doosre kamre mein chali gai udhe ghande baad woh wapis aayi tu aik mahmaan urat ne pocha ke kis ka phone thajawaab mila bas aik wrong no tha
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
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Wrong Button
Girls are like phones.
we like to be held and talked too-
but if u press the wrong button
u?ll be disconnected!
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we like to be held and talked too-
but if u press the wrong button
u?ll be disconnected!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
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Nothing Wrong With Ur Eyesight
this woman rushes to see her doctor, looking all strung out.
she rattles off: doctor, take a look at me. when i woke up this morning, i looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry, my skin all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out and i had this look on my face! what----s wrong with me?
the doctor looks her over and calmly says: well, i can tell you there----s nothing wrong with your eyesight.
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she rattles off: doctor, take a look at me. when i woke up this morning, i looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry, my skin all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out and i had this look on my face! what----s wrong with me?
the doctor looks her over and calmly says: well, i can tell you there----s nothing wrong with your eyesight.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
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Wrong Promise
BOY: chalo kisi sunsan jaga chaltay hain........
GIRL: tum koi aisi waisi harkat to nahi karogay.........?
BOY: bilkul nahi Promise
GIRL: to phir rehnay do........ Janay ka Faida.
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GIRL: tum koi aisi waisi harkat to nahi karogay.........?
BOY: bilkul nahi Promise
GIRL: to phir rehnay do........ Janay ka Faida.
Shafqat Ullah Shafky .........>>>>>>> 03459397699
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
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that s wrong
Everyone says you only fall in luv once but that--s wrong, everytime I see your smile I fall in luv all over again. Luv You!
Aftab khan
Aftab khan
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Santa Banta
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U R Wrong
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Share sms wid smile @ 0313-4862471
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Share sms wid smile @ 0313-4862471
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: santa-banta
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