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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Asfand Yar
Sir Aap Ki Pent Phat Hui Hai
do bachay imtehan de rahay thay
examiner bohat sakhta tha, bilkul bhi naqal nahee karne de raha tha
aik bachay paper par kuch likh kar examier ko de diya to examiner khamoshi se ja kar kursi par beth gaya
dosra bacha: yaar tu ne kya likha
pehla bacha: mene likh ke sir aap ki pent phati hui hai
examiner bohat sakhta tha, bilkul bhi naqal nahee karne de raha tha
aik bachay paper par kuch likh kar examier ko de diya to examiner khamoshi se ja kar kursi par beth gaya
dosra bacha: yaar tu ne kya likha
pehla bacha: mene likh ke sir aap ki pent phati hui hai
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Sep 02, 2018 at 21:09
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
Social Wall / Text
Ijunoon
SIR SYED AHMED KHAN ( 1817- 27th March 1898)
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Jul 31, 2018 at 06:07
Category: text
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Zeeshan Kaliya
Sir Log Urdu English Men Bat Karte Hen, Math Men Q Nahi?
Studnt: Sir log Urdu English men bat karte hen, Math men Q Nahi?
Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kar.,
9,2,11 hoja..
Warna 5,7 dhar dunga...
6 k 36 Nazar aynge oor 32 k 32 bahir aa jayengy.
studnt: Sir G urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy...
Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kar.,
9,2,11 hoja..
Warna 5,7 dhar dunga...
6 k 36 Nazar aynge oor 32 k 32 bahir aa jayengy.
studnt: Sir G urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy...
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May 29, 2018 at 12:05
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Abdul Qadeer
Ek Bacha Roz Math K Sir K Ghar Pe Phone Karta.
Ek Bacha Roz Math K Sir K Ghar Pe Phone Karta
Sir Ki Wife: Kitni Baar Kaha Wo Mar Gaye Hain.
Baar Baar Phone Q Karte Ho??
Bacha:
Sun K Acha Lagta Hai.
Sir Ki Wife: Kitni Baar Kaha Wo Mar Gaye Hain.
Baar Baar Phone Q Karte Ho??
Bacha:
Sun K Acha Lagta Hai.
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Apr 15, 2018 at 07:04
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
Poetry / Sad
Sir Jhukanay Ki Aadat Nahi Hay
Sir jhukanay ki aadat nahi hay,
Aansoo bahanay ki aadat nhi hay,
Hm kho gaye to pachtao gay bohat,
Hamaari Lout k Aany ki aadat nahi hay,
Terey dar pay Muhabbat k sawali ban jatay,
Lekin Haath phelanay ki aadat nahi hay,
Teri yaaden aziz hen bohat,
Magar Waqt ganwanay ki aadat nahi hay,
Tum sakht Dil nikle kya gila kren hum,
Shikwa-e-dil lab py lanay ki aadat nahi hay,
Bd dua bhi kya kren HAQ men tumharay?
Hamain to Dil b dukhanay ki aadat nahi hay...!
Aansoo bahanay ki aadat nhi hay,
Hm kho gaye to pachtao gay bohat,
Hamaari Lout k Aany ki aadat nahi hay,
Terey dar pay Muhabbat k sawali ban jatay,
Lekin Haath phelanay ki aadat nahi hay,
Teri yaaden aziz hen bohat,
Magar Waqt ganwanay ki aadat nahi hay,
Tum sakht Dil nikle kya gila kren hum,
Shikwa-e-dil lab py lanay ki aadat nahi hay,
Bd dua bhi kya kren HAQ men tumharay?
Hamain to Dil b dukhanay ki aadat nahi hay...!
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Jan 02, 2018 at 00:01
Category: sad
Poetry / 0
Ijunoon
Sir Jhukaney Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi
Sir jhukaney ki aadat nahi rahi
Ansoo bahaney ki aadat nahi rahi
Hum kho gaye to pachtao gay bohat
Hamari laut ke aaney ki aadat nahi rahi
Tere dar pe mohabbat ke sawali ban jatey
Lekin hath phelaney ki aadat nahi rahi
Teri yaadein humko aziz hain bohat
Magar waqt ganwaney ki aadat nahi rahi
Tum sakhat dil nikley kya gilla karein hum
Shikwa-e-dil lab pe laney ki aadat nahi rahi
Bad'dua bhi kya karein haq mein tumhare
Humein to dil bhi dukhaney ki aadat nahi rahi,
Ansoo bahaney ki aadat nahi rahi
Hum kho gaye to pachtao gay bohat
Hamari laut ke aaney ki aadat nahi rahi
Tere dar pe mohabbat ke sawali ban jatey
Lekin hath phelaney ki aadat nahi rahi
Teri yaadein humko aziz hain bohat
Magar waqt ganwaney ki aadat nahi rahi
Tum sakhat dil nikley kya gilla karein hum
Shikwa-e-dil lab pe laney ki aadat nahi rahi
Bad'dua bhi kya karein haq mein tumhare
Humein to dil bhi dukhaney ki aadat nahi rahi,
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May 03, 2016 at 06:05
Category: 0
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Nasir Alam
"your Hair Wants Cutting Badly, Sir", Said A Barber Insinuatingly To Banta.
"Your hair wants cutting badly, Sir", said a barber insinuatingly to Banta.
Banta curtly to Barber, "No, it does not. It wants cutting nicely. You cut it badly last time around"!
Banta curtly to Barber, "No, it does not. It wants cutting nicely. You cut it badly last time around"!
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Nov 24, 2014 at 03:11
Category: SantaBanta
Articles / Health
Ijunoon
Kelay Ka Chilka Sir Dard Ka Elaaj
قدرت نے کوئی شے بیکار نہیں بنائی۔ جن قدرتی اشیا کو کھایا جاتا ہے ان کے چھلکوں میں بھی کئی طبی فوائد پنہاں ہوتے ہیں۔ ماہرین کے مطابق کیلے کے چھلکوں کی مدد سے سر درد کا انتہائی موثر علاج ممکن ہے۔جی ہاں ...
مزید پڑھیں
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Nov 05, 2014 at 06:11
Category: health
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Fayyaz Karimi
Barber To Banta: You Are Losing Your Hair Fast, Sir! Are You Doing Anything To Save It?
Barber to Banta: You are losing your hair fast, Sir! Are you doing anything to save it?
Banta: Yes, I am getting a divorce!
Banta: Yes, I am getting a divorce!
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Oct 19, 2014 at 05:10
Category: SantaBanta
This Day In History / Deaths
Today In History
wazeer e kharja sir Zafar Ullah Khan ka intqaal
Pakistan ke pehlay wazeer e kharja sir Zafar Ullah Khan ka intqaal
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Sep 01, 2014 at 01:09
Category: deaths
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