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Ek Sardaar Kele K Chilky Se Phisal K Gir Gaya
Aagy PHiR D0SRY Chilky Se Phisal K Gir GAYA Ab Teesry Chilky K0 Dekh Kr B0LA ..
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0h Shhiitt... Fer Diggna Penaa = P = D

D0CT0R: Sardaar Jee, Accident Kaise Hua Aap Ka ??

Sardaar: 0h Yar Main M0RR KATTAN Lagga C.. = $

D0CT0R: t0h Kya Aaagy GAARi Aa Gai.. ??
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Sardaar: Nahi 0yee.. Aggy M0RR e Nahi C = P = D

Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao

ek defa ek toota aur ak sardaar ji jahaz main safar kar rehay hotay hain sardar ji se samanay wali seet par aik larki bethi hoti hai toota bar bar larki ko charta hai larki khamaash rehti hai ketoota hai koibaat nahin janwor hai uus ko dhekh kar sardar ji ka bi dil lalachata hai woh bi larki ko chertay hain larki samajti hai ke toota hi hai lekin toota deekh leta hai toota sardar ji se poochta hai
""sardar ji udna aanda a""
sardar ji kehtay hain ""nahin""
tu toota kehta hai ""faer pangay kiyon la rayan""
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ha ha hahahaha
meray darwazay dooston ke leyah khulay hain mera e.mail SUPERNASIR@HOTMAIL.COM

Ek sardaar ji England ke ek store main jaate hain jis ke baare main mashoor hota hai k yahaan duniyaa ke her cheez milti hai. Sardaar jee jate hain aur soochte hain mujhe toh ""garma"" lena hai toh is ki english kya hogi. soochte hain k garm ki english heat aur phir garma ki english bani ""heata"".
Sardaar jee store wale se kehte hain mujhe heata chahiye. Woh larka saari dictionaries main se matlab doondta hai lakin use kuch samaj nahi aata. isi tarah do din guzar jaate hain. ek doosre sardaar je store main aate hain toh pehle wale sardar se kehte hain "" kya hua sardaar je"". toh sardaar jee bura sa monh bana ke kehte hain do din hogaye hain in se ""heata"" mange hoye abhi tak nahi mila. toh doosre sardaar kehte hain ""Tanooh teh sirf do din hoye ne menoo teen meene ho gaye nai ""colda"" mangiyaan aaze tak nai labiya""

Jung ke doraan chief commander ne sardaar ji ko order diya k pahari per dushman ki jo chuki nazar aa rahi hai woh mujhe das minute ke andar tabaah milni chahiye. Dus minute ke baad sardaar ji aate hain aur chief commander ko batate hain k maine choki tabaah kardi hai. usi waqt phone pe commander ko pata chalta hai k dushman ne unki pahari wali choki tabah kardi hai. Yeh sun kar commander ne time dekha toh ghari per bara baj kar das minute hoye they.

EK SARDAAR JI SHER SUNAATE HAIN,
EK KUTTA (DOG)
SUB WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
PHIR SARDAAR JI KEHTE HAIN , US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
SUB ZOR ZOR SE KEHTE HAIN WAH WAH WAH
PHIR KEHTE HAIN US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
SUB UCHALTE HAIN(JUMP) UCHAL UCHAL KAR WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
PHIR WOH KEHTE HAIN US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
AB SUB EK DOOSRE KE OOPER CHARH CHARH KAR WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
EK AADMI SARDAAR JI KE PAAS AATA HAI AUR KEHTA HAI, SARDAAR JI
IS MAIN KUTTE WALI BAAT TO SAMAJ AA GAI MAGAR AAP YEH BAATAEIN KE IS MAIN SHER WALI KONSI BAAT HAI
WOH KEHTE HAIN
TU BI KUTTE DA PUTAR HI HAIN,
JAAN MERI , TU SHER NU GOLI MAAR , BAS AE DAS SUB TUN THALE WALE KUTTE DA BALANCE KAISA HAI.

aik sardaar ji cycle per jaraha hotey hain,rastey main yoorat ko maardetey hain ..yoorat bolti hai break nahi maar saktey hoo,sardaar ji kahtey hain break kia poori cycle jo maar di

One day Sardarji is fed up that he is involved in every joke.
He goes and asks his wife Tell me one good joke in which I am not involved.
Wife says: I--m Pregnant

hamsaya; sardaar ji main raat 2 bajay kisee kaam say bahir nikla to mainay dekha k app k bedroom ki khirk khuli thee, meree nigah ghalati say under par ga--ee, main bohot mu--aafi chahta, lekin sardaa ji aap khirki band karliya karain na
sardaar ji; main tumhain mazay ki baat bata--oon, main to raat ghar pe hi nahi tha, hahahaha

once a sardaar saw a burning house nd went inside nd removed 6 persons from inside still he was jailed why?
because all six were fire fighters

Aik sardaar jee kahi jaa rahe thai raaste mai unhone dewaar per likha howa dekha ki padhne wala gadha hai. Unko bahout gussa aaya aur unhone usko mita ker dubaara likh diya ki likhne wala gadha hai.

prosi sardaar se: raat ko teri kherki khulli thi, i enjoyed full scene u did wid bhabi....
sardaar : ban gaya na bewakoof.. oye main te raat nu kaar hi nahi si!!

Sardaar to doctor:
Tuaanu taankay laane aande ne?
Doctor: haan
Sardaar: meri jutti te laa deyo.