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Whatsapp Messages / Pick Up Lines
Meena Kumari
I Have Had A Really Bad Day And It Always Makes Me Feel Bett...
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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Nov 06, 2014 at 01:11
Category: Pick-Up-Lines
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Uzma Shaheen
Banta: Does An Apple A Day Really Keep The Doctor Away?
Banta: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Santa: If you aim it well enough!
Santa: If you aim it well enough!
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Nov 02, 2014 at 12:11
Category: SantaBanta
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Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Faisal Razzaq
Pappu: I Am Really Fed Up.
Pappu: I am really fed up.
Bunty: What's the matter?
Pappu: I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!
Bunty: What's the matter?
Pappu: I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!
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Oct 24, 2014 at 05:10
Category: Pappu
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Daud Bhatti
Santa: Yesterday, I Was Really Bugged.
Santa: Yesterday, I was really bugged.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: I asked so many people for directions but I couldn't get a straight answer from any of them.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: I asked so many people for directions but I couldn't get a straight answer from any of them.
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Oct 24, 2014 at 00:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Facebook Status
Shaheen Fatima
Sarcasm Helps Keep You From Telling People What You Really T...
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them!
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Oct 23, 2014 at 00:10
Category: Facebook-Status
Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Samra Mushtaq
Pappu: My Teacher Is Really Crazy.
Pappu: My teacher is really crazy.
Pinky: What did she do?
Pappu: She keeps talking to her imaginary friend named 'Class'!
Pinky: What did she do?
Pappu: She keeps talking to her imaginary friend named 'Class'!
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Oct 17, 2014 at 19:10
Category: Pappu
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Alishba Khan
Santa: There Are 2 Types Of People Who Really Irritate Me.
Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me.
Banta: What kind?
Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk.
Banta: What kind?
Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk.
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Oct 16, 2014 at 08:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Interesting
Javed Akhtar
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me!
This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me!
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Oct 13, 2014 at 06:10
Category: Interesting
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Urooj Zahed
Santa To Banta: I And My Wife Are Really Very Compatible.
Santa to Banta: I and my wife are really very compatible.
Banta: You may call me rude but frankly, I don't find any similarity!
Santa: You see, my wife hates the sight of me when I'm drunk, and I hate the sight of her when I'm sober!
Banta: You may call me rude but frankly, I don't find any similarity!
Santa: You see, my wife hates the sight of me when I'm drunk, and I hate the sight of her when I'm sober!
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Oct 11, 2014 at 02:10
Category: SantaBanta
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