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Aik Daffa Aik Sardar Ji Debate Ker Rahay Thay
aik daffa aik sardar di debate kr rahay thay ,unnho nay aa ker kaha meri pano ,meri parayoo ,meray buzergo tu unnho nay is duran mike ko haath lagaya tu us mai current tha to woo achanuk bolay tadi maan no......
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Sardar Ji On Platform.
aik sardar platform pay khara tha.Achanak shore ki awaz aie.sardar jee na mur ka daikha, aik admi train ka neecha aa gia tha, sardar jee bhagh ke wahan poncha to logo ko hata kar aiga barhay, log samjee wale ke bhai hain, sardar jee kareeb gay to daikhay lash ka 4 tukray bhikray thay, achanak sardar gee ke munah say nikla, "" AA NAI BACHAN LAGHA""
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Sms / Sardar
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*sirdar Ji On Beach*
Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise -beach- kyo kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye ise
beach kahete hai .hihihi *bye*shye
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise -beach- kyo kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye ise
beach kahete hai .hihihi *bye*shye
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Surdar Ji
Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his
father."" Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say
half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?""
""No son, that-s because you are intelligent. "" Bantu seeming content with the
answer, asks his father another question, ""Dad, today we had Math class - All
the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I
am Sardar ??""
""No son, that-s because you are intelligent,"" replies his father. Happy with the
answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, ""Dad, today we had Medical Examination,
all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I
am Sardar ??""
The father replies, ""No son, that-s because you are 31 years old.""
father."" Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say
half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?""
""No son, that-s because you are intelligent. "" Bantu seeming content with the
answer, asks his father another question, ""Dad, today we had Math class - All
the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I
am Sardar ??""
""No son, that-s because you are intelligent,"" replies his father. Happy with the
answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, ""Dad, today we had Medical Examination,
all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I
am Sardar ??""
The father replies, ""No son, that-s because you are 31 years old.""
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Sardar Ji Ka Khana
aik bar aik sardar ji hotel main jatay hain aur waiter say kahtay hain on plate of feet and head(mean siri payay)phir wo kha kar kahtay hain one dish and.jab waiter doosri plate lata hai to kha kar kahtay hain the taste has come
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Sms / Funny Ek Defa Ek Toota
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Ek Defa Ek Toota aur Ak Sardaar Ji Jahaz Main......
ek defa ek toota aur ak sardaar ji jahaz main safar kar rehay hotay hain sardar ji se samanay wali seet par aik larki bethi hoti hai toota bar bar larki ko charta hai larki khamaash rehti hai ketoota hai koibaat nahin janwor hai uus ko dhekh kar sardar ji ka bi dil lalachata hai woh bi larki ko chertay hain larki samajti hai ke toota hi hai lekin toota deekh leta hai toota sardar ji se poochta hai
""sardar ji udna aanda a""
sardar ji kehtay hain ""nahin""
tu toota kehta hai ""faer pangay kiyon la rayan""
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ha ha hahahaha
meray darwazay dooston ke leyah khulay hain mera e.mail SUPERNASIR@HOTMAIL.COM
""sardar ji udna aanda a""
sardar ji kehtay hain ""nahin""
tu toota kehta hai ""faer pangay kiyon la rayan""
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ha ha hahahaha
meray darwazay dooston ke leyah khulay hain mera e.mail SUPERNASIR@HOTMAIL.COM
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Sardar Ji Jokes
SardarG Strikes It Rich
There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold her for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took her behind a tree, and told her, ""I-ve kidnapped you.""
The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: ""I-ve kidnapped your kid.Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city play ground"". Signed, ""A Sardarji"".
The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid-s shirt and sent her home to show it to her parents.
The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying,
""How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji ?!""
There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold her for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took her behind a tree, and told her, ""I-ve kidnapped you.""
The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: ""I-ve kidnapped your kid.Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city play ground"". Signed, ""A Sardarji"".
The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid-s shirt and sent her home to show it to her parents.
The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying,
""How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji ?!""
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Ek Sardaar Ji England Ke Ek Store Main Jaate Hain
Ek sardaar ji England ke ek store main jaate hain jis ke baare main mashoor hota hai k yahaan duniyaa ke her cheez milti hai. Sardaar jee jate hain aur soochte hain mujhe toh ""garma"" lena hai toh is ki english kya hogi. soochte hain k garm ki english heat aur phir garma ki english bani ""heata"".
Sardaar jee store wale se kehte hain mujhe heata chahiye. Woh larka saari dictionaries main se matlab doondta hai lakin use kuch samaj nahi aata. isi tarah do din guzar jaate hain. ek doosre sardaar je store main aate hain toh pehle wale sardar se kehte hain "" kya hua sardaar je"". toh sardaar jee bura sa monh bana ke kehte hain do din hogaye hain in se ""heata"" mange hoye abhi tak nahi mila. toh doosre sardaar kehte hain ""Tanooh teh sirf do din hoye ne menoo teen meene ho gaye nai ""colda"" mangiyaan aaze tak nai labiya""
Sardaar jee store wale se kehte hain mujhe heata chahiye. Woh larka saari dictionaries main se matlab doondta hai lakin use kuch samaj nahi aata. isi tarah do din guzar jaate hain. ek doosre sardaar je store main aate hain toh pehle wale sardar se kehte hain "" kya hua sardaar je"". toh sardaar jee bura sa monh bana ke kehte hain do din hogaye hain in se ""heata"" mange hoye abhi tak nahi mila. toh doosre sardaar kehte hain ""Tanooh teh sirf do din hoye ne menoo teen meene ho gaye nai ""colda"" mangiyaan aaze tak nai labiya""
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EK SARDAAR JI SHER SUNAATE HAIN
EK SARDAAR JI SHER SUNAATE HAIN,
EK KUTTA (DOG)
SUB WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
PHIR SARDAAR JI KEHTE HAIN , US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
SUB ZOR ZOR SE KEHTE HAIN WAH WAH WAH
PHIR KEHTE HAIN US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
SUB UCHALTE HAIN(JUMP) UCHAL UCHAL KAR WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
PHIR WOH KEHTE HAIN US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
AB SUB EK DOOSRE KE OOPER CHARH CHARH KAR WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
EK AADMI SARDAAR JI KE PAAS AATA HAI AUR KEHTA HAI, SARDAAR JI
IS MAIN KUTTE WALI BAAT TO SAMAJ AA GAI MAGAR AAP YEH BAATAEIN KE IS MAIN SHER WALI KONSI BAAT HAI
WOH KEHTE HAIN
TU BI KUTTE DA PUTAR HI HAIN,
JAAN MERI , TU SHER NU GOLI MAAR , BAS AE DAS SUB TUN THALE WALE KUTTE DA BALANCE KAISA HAI.
EK KUTTA (DOG)
SUB WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
PHIR SARDAAR JI KEHTE HAIN , US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
SUB ZOR ZOR SE KEHTE HAIN WAH WAH WAH
PHIR KEHTE HAIN US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
SUB UCHALTE HAIN(JUMP) UCHAL UCHAL KAR WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
PHIR WOH KEHTE HAIN US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
AB SUB EK DOOSRE KE OOPER CHARH CHARH KAR WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
EK AADMI SARDAAR JI KE PAAS AATA HAI AUR KEHTA HAI, SARDAAR JI
IS MAIN KUTTE WALI BAAT TO SAMAJ AA GAI MAGAR AAP YEH BAATAEIN KE IS MAIN SHER WALI KONSI BAAT HAI
WOH KEHTE HAIN
TU BI KUTTE DA PUTAR HI HAIN,
JAAN MERI , TU SHER NU GOLI MAAR , BAS AE DAS SUB TUN THALE WALE KUTTE DA BALANCE KAISA HAI.
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