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ak dafa ka zakar ha kay teen doost hoottain hain own main sa ak doost kaytha ha kay main atni garam chayi peata hoo kay chai chola sa otertay ha to main pe latha hoo dosara doost kaytha ha kay main tum sa zada garam chayi pata hoo chayi chola per hi hottai main pe lat5a ho tesra doost kaytha ha kay main tyum sa zada garam chayi peta hoo dono kaythain hain kay kis taran wo kaytha ha kay main chani patay our doud pay kar chola per hi bath jataow ho.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Funny Joke.................
Techer: ""whats a computer byte?""
Pupil: ""i dint know they had teeth""
Pupil: ""i dint know they had teeth""
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Very Funny
why did munur fall off the loo because the bangai ate chawal;
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Banta was booked into Airindia flight to bombay,But as this was his first time in an aeroplane,He made few preprations that were out of place.
When the stewardess came arround to take orders for the in-flight meal,Banta declared loudly,""I have brought my own lunch,Make sure you don-t charge me for food and drinks!""
so,as everbody was given their in-flight meal,Banat began spreading out his own home-cooked meal,The man sitting next to him was an american history researcher and was curious about the food.
""Excuse me,What is that drink?""He asked
Banta picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said,""Milk of India!""
Then banta took out several pieces of chappatis and started feasted.
""And what is this dish?""asked the curious american
""Wheat of India!"" replied banta.
Finally,Banta took out some desserts,he offered some to the american.
""what is it?""asked the american.
""Sweet of india"" replied the banta.
After the meal,everyone was setting down when there was a loud ""poooooooot"" sound(fart) from banta.
""what was that?""asked the american,holding his nose in disgust.
Banat replied coolly,that-s AIR INDIA.
When the stewardess came arround to take orders for the in-flight meal,Banta declared loudly,""I have brought my own lunch,Make sure you don-t charge me for food and drinks!""
so,as everbody was given their in-flight meal,Banat began spreading out his own home-cooked meal,The man sitting next to him was an american history researcher and was curious about the food.
""Excuse me,What is that drink?""He asked
Banta picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said,""Milk of India!""
Then banta took out several pieces of chappatis and started feasted.
""And what is this dish?""asked the curious american
""Wheat of India!"" replied banta.
Finally,Banta took out some desserts,he offered some to the american.
""what is it?""asked the american.
""Sweet of india"" replied the banta.
After the meal,everyone was setting down when there was a loud ""poooooooot"" sound(fart) from banta.
""what was that?""asked the american,holding his nose in disgust.
Banat replied coolly,that-s AIR INDIA.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Funny 1
tere husn ke kya tareef karoun? tere bandar jehsa mu, teri baloun ke kye tareef karoun? tere ek ek baal pe joun
lol
funny init
lol
funny init
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Funny
one day nasruddin faught wid his wife she pushd him from the roof of thier house and was badly injurd.all his friends and relatives came to him and asked :how did it happen man
he says :go and fight with my wife u will know that how it happend
not a bad joke i guess
he says :go and fight with my wife u will know that how it happend
not a bad joke i guess
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Funny :))
Jassi singh tells his girl friend,
come home tomorrow, no one will be at home.
When she goes the next day to his home.......
There was NO ONE at home......
come home tomorrow, no one will be at home.
When she goes the next day to his home.......
There was NO ONE at home......
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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ek dost ( dosra dost sa) mera dho bacho kaa name abdul karim or dosra ka afzal karim hai abb tum bataoo teesra ka kiya naam rakho tou dosra dost bolta hai apna teesra bacha ka naam ice cream rakh lo haahahahhahah!!!!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Short & Funny Poets
chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga??
mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga??
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Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai..
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai!!
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Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi..;)
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi!!:(
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Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha...
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha!!..
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Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh..
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh !!!
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per..
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per!!!
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai..
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai..
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..!!
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Jis Waqt
Jis waqat Khuda nay tumhe banaya hoga,,
eik suror sa us k dil per chhaya hoga,,
phelay socha hoga tujhe jannat may rakhlay,,
phir usay ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga..!!
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mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga??
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai..
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi..;)
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi!!:(
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Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha...
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha!!..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh..
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh !!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per..
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai..
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai..
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..!!
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Jis Waqt
Jis waqat Khuda nay tumhe banaya hoga,,
eik suror sa us k dil per chhaya hoga,,
phelay socha hoga tujhe jannat may rakhlay,,
phir usay ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga..!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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