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Sms / Valentines Day
Armaan
I Am Opening An Emotional Bank
I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,
so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.
so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.
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Jul 02, 2009 at 12:07
Category: valentines-day
Sms / Valentines Day
Muzammil Shahzad
I Am Toothpaste : )
I wan""t to kiss ur lips
I wan""t to kiss ur lips
I wan""t to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don not get angry fren
I m toothpaste???:-)
Happy valentine dear
I wan""t to kiss ur lips
I wan""t to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don not get angry fren
I m toothpaste???:-)
Happy valentine dear
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1 Like ·
Jul 02, 2009 at 12:07
Category: valentines-day
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Sms / Sardar
I Am Going
1- sardar:I am going ka kiya matlab hota hai...
2- sardar:Main ja raha hon...
1- sardar:Main ayse nahi jane donga pehly jawab de....
2- sardar:Main ja raha hon...
1- sardar:Main ayse nahi jane donga pehly jawab de....
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Jan 04, 2009 at 05:01
Category: sardar
Sms / Naughty Insult
Adnan Adel
I Am Sorry
I Am sorry.
Ek buri khabar hai
Mujey bhul jana plz
Mujhe kuch dino baad tumhey
Hamesha k liye chod kar Chale jana hai
Tumhara apna
- 2009
Ek buri khabar hai
Mujey bhul jana plz
Mujhe kuch dino baad tumhey
Hamesha k liye chod kar Chale jana hai
Tumhara apna
- 2009
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1 Like ·
Jan 04, 2009 at 05:01
Category: naughty-insult
Tags: Bhool Bazar
Sms / Friendship
I Am Not A King,
I am not a King, but i have a rich heart.I am not the best,but i try my best.i am not rite in every thng, but i am sure i was not wrong in choosing u as my sweet friend.
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Apr 03, 2008 at 09:04
Category: friendship
Sms / Cool
Ijunoon
When I Take A Long Time To Finish, I Am Slow,
When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets...
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets...
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: cool
Tags: Interview
Sms / Fool
Ijunoon
I Am A Virus
Hello I am a virus and
I am entering in your brain right now....
Sorry...
I will leave,
because I can't find a brain.
I am entering in your brain right now....
Sorry...
I will leave,
because I can't find a brain.
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
Sms / Friendship
Ijunoon
I'm Thinking How Glad I Am
It's your birthday...
and I'm thinking how glad I am
that you were born.
You have given me so much
and I'm thinking how glad I am
that you were born.
You have given me so much
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship
Sms / Birthday
Ijunoon
I Am Sorry I Missed Your Birthday
I am sorry i missed your birthday,
you have had so many i have lost track
you have had so many i have lost track
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: birthday
Tags: Birthday
Sms / Send Me
Ijunoon
I Am In Hospital Now.
I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes,
I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me,
I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
After 5 minutes,
I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me,
I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: send-me
Tags: Hospital
Sms / Friendship
Tum Bin
I Am Lucky….
It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you.
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
I Am Sorry
aik moti larki bazar jati hai us ki takkar aik patli larki say hoti hai motai larki kehti hai i am sorry patli larki kehtai hai peachay hat dhai man di bori
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
I Am Pragnent
2 sikh ekathay bethy thay.1sms type kar raha tha usne dosry sy pucha yar mein pur umeed hun isko english me kesy type karengy?
dosra bola:i am pragnent
dosra bola:i am pragnent
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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