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Arsalkhan K

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 17
Member Since : Jun 01, 2003
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Arsalkhan K

Tera Bhai

..1 ADMI ko har bat mein ''TERA BHAI'' kehne ki adat thi.
wo shadi k bad apne bedroom mein gya or dulhan ka ghonghat utha k bola:
"Kesa lag raha hy
TERA BHAI";-)

· 2 Like · Mar 16, 2019 at 13:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Arsalkhan K

1rs K 3 Amrood

Memon: Arey ajj tou 1Rs k 3 Amrood miley!

Dost: wo kese?

Memon: 1Rs ka mene kharida 1 lekar bhaga aur 1 khan ne gusse mein piche phenka or wo mene catch kr lia.

· 2 Like · Mar 16, 2019 at 05:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Sms / Independence Day

Arsalkhan K

Jea

KARACHI K JANESAR HAN HUM
ES DHARTI K WAFADAR HAN HUM
AB HUMSE PANGA NA LENA
WARNA ASI KI TESI KARNE KO TAYAR HAN HUM

· 1 Like · Aug 05, 2010 at 17:08
Category: independence-day
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Arsalkhan K

A Clean Msg

a clean msg:
1 cackroah hotel gya or waiter se kaha
1 plate bulghum
1 fry naak or nuzla
1 glass ulti shake kr k le ayo
lekin hath safegaurd se dho lena plzzz

· 1 Like · Nov 02, 2009 at 15:11
Category: naughty-insult
 
Sms / Faraz

Arsalkhan K

Karate

Hat Jao
Faraz Karate Sekh gya hy @

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Ab Kro Hr Msg Me Faraz Faraz

· 1 Like · Oct 17, 2009 at 15:10
Category: faraz
 
Sms / Funny

Arsalkhan K

Sent Msg

Aik pathan dosray pathan se: yar ye SENT MESSAGE kia hota hai?

Dosra pathan: khocha tm tou bilkul akhrot hai sent mesage matlab khushbo wala message!_!

· 1 Like · Oct 17, 2009 at 15:10
Category: funny
 
Sms / Faraz

Arsalkhan K

Pashto Shairi

"PASHTO" "shaiRi"

Dagha Repeater zama fire da 32 bore, "Faraz"

Laka Dushman dagha ((DuZzz, DuZzz)) wala wai wai wala wai wai. . . !!

· 1 Like · Oct 17, 2009 at 15:10
Category: faraz Tags: Shairi
 
Sms / Nice

Arsalkhan K

Modern Dictionary

MODERN DICTIONARY:

MUHABBAT: jis k dum se resturants abad hain.

STUDENT: Mustqbil ka berozgar tabqa.

PARDA: jise larkiyan khirki pe dalti hain.

KITAB: sleeping pill.

DIL: bagheir opreation k bhi ksi ko de sktey hain.

COLLEGE: Tafreeh gaah.

UNIVERSITY: Official Date Point.

· 1 Like · Oct 17, 2009 at 15:10
Category: nice
 
Sms / Funny

Arsalkhan K

English Theory

English Theory

"I love to walk in rain because no one can see my tears"

Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k susu kr sakun"

· 1 Like · Oct 17, 2009 at 14:10
Category: funny Tags: Barish
 
Sms / Funny

Arsalkhan K

Hippopotamus

Tiger kills a goat
Hippopotamus saw it



Tiger asks hippo not tell this in court



Hippo refuses

Tiger asks: why?



Hippo says, bcoz



"HIPS DONT LIE" ;-

· 1 Like · Oct 13, 2009 at 13:10
Category: funny
 

Arsalkhan K

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