Ahmed Malik

1 BAKRI THI DEEWANI SE.......
1 BAKRAY PE WOH MARTI THI....
SHARMA K PUCH HILA K........
GALIYO SE GUZARTI THI.........
JAB BHI MILTI THI ..........
PHOTO TUMHARA DEKH KAR PUCHA KARTI THI
YEH BAKRA KAHAN MILEGA???

Sardar in a coffee cafe wid wife:
Sardar: jaldi pee coffee thandi ho jay gi..
Wife: Fir kee ho ga??
Sardar: Bavkoof Rate List dakh
Hot Coffee Rs. 15
Cold Coffee Rs. 45

My number has changed so my new number is 15.
Agar koi phone karay tou mera noker phone recieve Karay ga tou usay do char gaalian de deina sala apnay aap ko police wala kehta hai

Tum Ne Jitnay Bhi Khat Likhay Thay Muje Faraaz

Sab Parhliye abu ne khol kar daraaaz

HUM TOU MOHABBAT MEIN BHI TOHEED KAY QAYAL HAIN FARAZ
K TAMAM UMR AIK HI SHAKS KO MEHBOOB BANAYE RAKHA

Kuch dino se pareshan tha mein.......! FARAZ





Dawlence liya tu baat bani....

Zardari Asked FARAZ

Tum Mein Or Mujhme Kya Fark Ha?

FARAZ Replied : Simple

Ap Poore Mulk Ki Bajarahe Hen

Or Poora Mulk Meri Baja Raha Hai ;):-D

Arbi English aur Pashto zaban ki kamyabi ke baad ab FARAZ pesh karte hain bangali zuban mein

Tum kya zano mosli chawal ka moza Faroz...

Kabhi boongladesh aoo tou pata salay :)

Ab wo roz fone pe nakhron se baat kerti hai Faraz

Mein ne 1 baar hi kaha tha

Sohni day nakhray sohnay lagday
menu sohni day nakhray sohne lagday