iJunoon Archives |2015 | February

Pichlee raat ki nurm chandni shabnam ki khunki se rachi hai
yun kehne ko us ka tabassum, barq sifat hai shula numa hai

waqt ko mah-o-saal ki zanjeeroon mein jakarr ker kia paya hai
waqt to mah-o-saal ki zanjeeroon mein aur bhi taiz barha hai

ik masoom sey piyar ka tuhfa, ghar key aangan mein paya hai
us ko gham key pagalpan mein kothey kothey baant dia hai

nazam, ghazal, afsana, geet,aik tera hee ghum tha jis ko hum ne
kaisa kaisa naam dia hai, kaisay kaisay baant lia hai

aahoon kay baadal kyun dil mein bin barsey he loat gaey
ab key baras sawan ka maheena kaisa piyassa piyassa gaya hai

Patient: Mujhe bemari hai na khaoon to bhook lagti hai,, Na soun to neend ati hai,,, or zyada kaam kr k thak jata hoon,,

Doc say: Sari raat dhoop me baitho thek ho jao gai,,, hahahahahaha

aah! ye baaraanii raat

mii.nh, havaa, tuufaan, raqs-e-saayeqaat

shash-jahat par tiirgii umaDii huii

ek sannaaTe me.n bazm-e-hadasaat

aur merii khiDakii ke niiche

kaa.Npate podon ke paat

chaar suu aavaaraa hai.n

bhuule basare vaaqayaat

jhakka.Do.n ke shor me.n

jaane kitanii duur se

sun rahaa huu.N terii baat

Aik Sardar jee kafi der say chae ki pyali main chamach hila rahe the aakhir kafi der ke baad unhon ne kaha Lo bhai aik baat tho maloom hogai ke agar chae main cheeni na ho tho jitni marzi chhe chamach hila lo wo meethi nahi ho gi.

Tauheed ka Naara hai, Umeed ka Parcham hai
Apni meri Dharti, Apna Mera Mausam hai
Iss Khhak peh main Qurbaan, Iss ki hi Deewani hun

Main Pakistani Hun..
Main Pakistani Hun..!!

In Paak Fizaon main goonjay gi meri Dhaarkan
Chamkay gi meri chokhat, mehkay ga mera aangan
Main Apnay Buzurgo k, Khwabon ki Nishani hun

Main Pakistani Hun..
Main Pakistani Hun..!!

Dushman keliye Shola, Apno keliye Shabnam
Baatil keliye bijli aur Haq keliye Sir' khum
Jazbon ka Samandar hun, Maujon ki Rawani hun

Main Pakistani Hun..
Main Pakistani Hun..!!

Meri Zaat k Angan main, jo Sabz Ujala hai
Iss Chaand Sitaray k, Parcham ka hawala hai
Main Iss k hawalay se, Khud ko Pehchani hun

Main Pakistani Hun..
Main Pakistani Hun...!![

Pathan. Hum nay eik esi cheez banai hai jis ki dosri taraf dekha ja sakta hai.
Sardar G. na mumkin , wasy wo kia cheez hai ?
Pathan. Sorakh

DULHA: hAD U ANY bOY FRIEND BEFORE MARRIAGE???

DULHAN: PLZ KEEP QUITE...

DULHA: SILENT 4 A MOMENT AND SAID PLZ TELL ME,,

DULHAN: ABYE SAALYE GINNEY TO DAY.... hahahha

deko ، dour ik laash paree hai

kay dayen janib

konay par sunsaan gali kay

kachra daikh rahay ho

uss kay paas lahoo mein luthri

khaak aloodah ، bhikri bhikri

ghair ya apna ، kaun hai jaaney

aao dekhin aur pehchanen

naqsh mita daalay goli nay

rangat khoon mein doob gayi hai

jayb tatolo ، kya rakha hai

ye dou khoon say tar hain

das das kay dou nott rakhe hain

haath jo neechay daba howa hai

iss ki sakht giraft mein kya hai

shayad hai school ka basta

jayb say ye kya jhaank reha hai

ik parcha hai ، khat hai shayad

toty phooti si urdu mein

rang birangi pislon kay

sab rangon say likha howa hai

" aaj jo basta mera

ho jaye gi tum say

aur biscuit bhi lana ،

pyare abboo ! jaldi aana ! ! "