iJunoon Archives |2012 | May

Aadmi Dost se: "Yar aisi Bewi ko kya kahenge jo Khubsurat ho,

Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?"
Dost: "AFWAH"

GiRL Apny Nabina Boy Frnd Se,

Kash Tumhari Ankhen Hoti To Tum Mere 'HUSUN'
Ko Dekhtey

Boy
Ager Tum Khubsurt Hoti To Kia,
AANKHON WALE TUMHEN MERE LiYE CHORTE?
('.')\ ! Andha hon
<) ( chariya
_/"\_ nhi..

Teacher: urdu mein translate karo,
'Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful'

Student:

'jani !!! Bacchi to dakh '
Qayamat hy qayamat'.

Golden & True Words:

Insan Ki Kamyabi Uski Pehli
Girl Friend Ki Waja Se Hoti Hy..
...Aur
Uski Baqi Girl Friends
Uski Kamyabi Ki Waja Se Hoti Hain... ;->

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!! ..

Plz Plz Plz
D0n't Listen Song
'Tery Mast Mast Do Nain
'4m The M0vie'
Dabangg'
Q K,
Is Ko Sun'ne Se Apko Mri Yad Ajaye Gi..
O My God
I M So Cute' =P ;->

Dr Aapke 3 Daant Kaise Tute?

Aadmi-Patni Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya Tha, Wo Khaya
Dr-To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Dete
Aadmi-Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jate

Puppo ko phansi ki saza hoi

juj ne pocha:
Koi aakhri khoahish?

Puppo:hmari jaga tum latak jao.

ME Without YOU?

It's Like A

Facebook Without Friends,

Youtube Without Music

And

Google With Results