iJunoon Archives |2012 | May

Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

Government of Pakistan has
introduced a new rule...
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide???

Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting :D

GIRLZ OF 1995*
"AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM"

GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left''
ICU
Or
U C Me.

Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

3 jaga mot nahi aati. . 1- Jannat man. .2- jahannum man.
Or.
3- Mare numbr pa msg karne sy ...;-) try kr k dekh lo

Hello!!
What's Wrong With Your Mobile?
Tried So Many Times
But
Every Time I Call It Says:

The Subscriber Your Are Trying
To Reach Is In Your Heart!

6 Birds Were Sitting On A Tree...

A Hunter Saw That And Shot
Over Tree...

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5 Birds Flew Away
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But 1 Bird Kept Sitting
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Why??

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Bus Nakhre Aap Wale.:-)