iJunoon Archives |2012 | June

A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?"Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R."Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong." The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, can you spell 'before'?"Little Johnny stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E." "Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?"Little Johnny says, "That's easy. Two plus two be fore."

When things go wrong,

when sadness fills your heart &

when tears flow 4rm your eyes,

just let me know.

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cause I want 2b there 4 U!

I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!

Difference between B.Z. University and other university's questions:

Other Univeristy
What is you name? (5 marks)

B.Z. University:
What is ur name & it's origin? Give relations & applied aspects along with it's logical significance. Also explain with the help of graph; it's upper & lower limits. (1+1+1+1+1=5 marks)

Hun dasso banda fail na hovy tay hor kia top karay...?

Definitions:

1) ATOM BOMB: An invention to end all inventions
2) BOSS: Someone who is early when you are Late & Late when you are early
3) CIGARETTE: A Pinch of Tobacco rolled in Paper with Fire at one end & a Fool at the other
4) DOCTOR: A Person who Kills your ills by Pills & then by Bills
5) LECTURE: The Art of Transferring a Conscious Person to a Subconscious State

Define a "GIRL"

The 1 who before going out 4 a party puts on
Mascara
Eye shadow
Eye liner
Lipgloss
Glitter
Rouge
Blush
Kajal
Wears d best dress wid heals
Accessories
& Still asks:
"Over to nai lag rha na"

Reply: "Nai.. Sahi hy

GIRL:"Yaar jaldi jaldi me kuch kiya hi nahi....
Socha k simple he rehny doon"

Define a "BOY"
The 1 who before going 2 party calls his frnd & asks:

"Oye, tu nahaa k aaye ga kya..?

Reply:"kyun tare abbay ka valima hai..?:-D

Sardar went to Microsoft office for Interview.
Interviewer : Tell me any 4 versions of Java?
Sardar : Mar java , Mit Java, Lut java, Main sadkay java...:p

Friend: How was your English paper?
Pathan: It was ok but I forgot the 2nd form of "Think". I thought n thought n thought n finally wrote "Thunk"...

Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone).....:-D :-P