iJunoon Archives |2012 | June

Girl: Hi Baby :)
Boy: Hi my Lovely
(sending fails)

Girl: Are u there?
Boy: Yes Yes I am here
(sending fails)

Girl: Are u ignoring me or what?
Boy: Honey I am not...
I am right here..
(sending fails)

Girl: Its Over: don't u ever talk to me again!
Boy: Dman! Go to Hell !>-(Message sent). ,-')

Question: Define LOVE & explain in detail? (10 marks)

MBA Student's Ans: Love is life. (marks 2/10)
Engineering Student's Ans: Love is pain. (marks 2/10)

Psychology Student's Ans:
Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated.

TYPES:
1 sided &
2 sided

AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age.

SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE Therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandle.
(marks 10/10):-D

Why is Fire Brigade RED in Color?
Ans: Fire Brigade has a Ladder.
Ladder has Steps.
Steps have to b Climbed on Foot.
Foot is Measured by a Ruler.
Ruler can be a King or a Queen.
Queen of England is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth is also the name of a Ship.
Ship Sails on Water.
Water has Fish
Fish has Fins
Fins are the people of Finland
Finland' National Flag is RED
SO a Fire Brigade is RED in Color
Sum Other Day I will Tell u Why Ambulance is White ;-)

A Man Calls Up Prime Minister House & Says
I Want To Be The Next Prime Minister 0f Pakistan.
Operator: Are You An Idiot?
Man: Is It Compulsory??? ;)

Have you ever noticed that when you shout in pakistan " OYE PAGAL"
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About 10 people turn around ? :-P

If girl fails in exams then directly marriage
but
if boy fails in exams then directly workshop
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kia ye khula tazad nahi..;-)

If u have 1 wife,
She fights wid u!

If u have 2 wives,
They fight for u!

Feel the diffrence & decide.

(Sender is not responsible for any side effects...!!)

Rocking quote by a tired student:
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I want a 6 month vacation...
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twice in a year.

3 Signs to identify the teacher
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1. Stressed

2.Depressed

3. Still Well Dressed.;-)