iJunoon Archives |2010 | June

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Face what you think you believe and you will be surprised.

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway.

When you lose, don"t lose the lesson.

Luck is like lift and hard work is like stair...
Lift may be fail but stair are sure to take you to the TOP.