iJunoon Archives |2010 | February

Ye 3 question hain agar aap in k sahi jawab de dain to umeed ki ja sakti hai k aap CSS ka exem pas kr sktay hain.
1. Phansi ka time Fajar k baad or suraj nikalne se pehle q fix kia gya ha?
Kisi or time pe Phansi q nhi dete?
2.Wo kon si cheez hai jo aap k pas ho to nikah nhi ho sakta aur na ho to janaza nhi ho sakta?
3.Agar larki ki lash milay to kaisay pata chalay ga k ye muslim hai k non muslim?

IT'S A SCARY STORY. READ IT IF YOU ARE DARE ENOUGH.
Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale. A man came 2 him and asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs.3000 and said, "DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK" else u face problem. Man finished reading all the pages with gr8 fear but not the last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see
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Rs : 30/=:-)

I made so many Friends,
Sum bcum Dearest,

Sum bcum Special,

Felt in Love wid Sum1,

Sum go abroad,

Sum change their Cities,

Sum Left me,

i Left Sum,

Sum r in Contact,

Sum r not,

Sum don't Contact cuz ov their Ego,

i don't Contact sum cuz ov my Ego,

Whatever They were,

However They are,

i Still Remember, Love, Miss, n Care bout dem cuz ov The Part They Played 2 Make "MEMORIES"

Gham ki Mojon me meri ROH ka Manzar Dekho

Meri Aankho se mere Dil ka Samandar Dekho

Tum ko aa jayega meri Wafaon ka Yaqen

Faqt 1bar to mera Ban kar Dekho.?

Agar Mujse Ulfat Nahi To Rokte Q Ho

Tanhai Me Mere Bare Me Sochte Q Ho

Agar Manzilain Juda hain To Janay Do Muje

Laut Kr Kab Aaoge Pochte Q ho.

Saanu ishq day wich be-haal na kr
Saadi zaat da kuj khyal ty kr
Ek msg kr day Vay sajna,
Tu beyshak saanu call na kr.

CHALNGE 4U
1) kon sy shaks ka birth day hr sal nhi ata?
2) dhop me kya khushk nhi ho skta?
3) kon sa phal metha hony k bavjood frokhat nhi hota?
4) konsi cheez hai jab us ka naam lo to toot jati hai?
5)wo kya hai jo bagair paon k baghta ha aur loot kr ni ata?
If u giv 5 correct answer u r Genius:plz tel me.

Hurting Sumone is as easy as Cutting a Tree

But making Sumone Happy is like Growing a Tree

It Takes a Lot of Time

So..
Never hurt anyone

Mat Muskuraao Itna " K "
Phuloon Ko Khabar " Lag Jaaye "


K Woh Tumhaari
Taraf Dekhain " AUR "
Tumhey Nazar " Lag Jaye".

Muqadar mein rat ki neend nahi to kya hua "FARAZ"

Jab mout aaegi to jee bhar k so lenge..

love 1,
love 2,
love 3,
love 4,
love 5,
In 5 love mai se koi 1 love ko select keren phir hum apko btaen ge k apki life mai kesa pyar ha.

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LOVE 1:
Aap apna pyar chupa rhe ho itna k khud se b

LOVE 2:
Apka pyar apko boht chahta hai.

LOVE 3:
Aap jisko pyar krte ho wo apko dhoka de rha hai.

Love 4:
aap jise pyar krtay ho us k dil main b sirf aap ho.

LOVE 5:
koi aap ko boht pyar krta hai aur aap k Qareeb hai per aap usse samjh nahi pa rhe

Boy1:Meet my Wife Tina
Boy2: oh! i know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:V were caught
sleeping together
Boy1:Wat da hell?


Boy2: during lecture In Maths class.
Think
Positive :)

Atif aslam ki love story:
larki: who are u?

Atif: mai aik fard hun ya aik ehsaas hun.
larki: tum mera peecha kyun karte ho?

Atif: bakhuda tumhi ho, har jagah tumhi ho.
larki: tum kya chahtae ho?

Atif: tu hai yahan me hun yahan meri bahon me aa.
larki chamat maar ke chali jati hai!

Atif: shining in the setting sun like a pearl upon the ocean come on feel me ohh heal meee..........

Agar larkian bhi masjid me namaz parhne ati..
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To phr sub larkay b 5 waqt k namazi hotay..;-)

dnt neglect this msg:

A poor girl suffering frm mental disorder.
She needs to lOok a hundsome n atracting person,

Plzzzz send ur photo, so that she gets the

Gud treatment.!! :-D