Interview

Kuch log interview dainay jatay hien interview wala bohat kum batien kerta hay wo sochta hay kay jo mujh say bohat kum batien keray ga may usee ko nokeree per rukhon ga. pehlay aik urdu speeking ata hay aur wo under anay kay liay kehta hay kay ""uger ap ki ijazat ho tu may under a sukta hon"" un ka boss upnee fingers per word gimta hay jo uss nay bolay hotay hien tu wo dil may sochta hay kay yay words bhe bohat zada hien wo uss ko ""no"" keh daita hay
uss kay bad english speeking ata hay aur kehta hay kay ""if u don-t mind i am coming"" us kay bhe words ginta hay wo tu usay zada lugta hien wo kehta hay ""no""
us kay bad aik punjabe ata hay aur atay hee door ko dhurak say open kerta hay aur chair kay pas aa ker kehta hay ""weran"" boss bohat khush hota hay aur kehta hay ""yes""
muza aya bohat han mujhayputa he tha heeeee
sweetheart2004_2005@hotmail.com

Ek naye bharti ho ne waley Police Officer se interview mein poocha gaya: Ke tum duty per ho, aik car road haadse mein crash ho jaati hai us mein 2 aadmi buri tarah se zakhmi ho jaate hein, peeche se ambulance aati he magar apni teez raftari ki wajah se tabah shudah car se takkar khaati hai aur car dhamake se udd jaati he, ambulance road per ulti ho jaati hai. aik paidel chalne wala bhi saath wali nahar mein gir ke dobne lagta hai kyonke usse tairna nahe aata!! ek aur aadmi haadse wali jagah ke brabar mein ghar se nikal kar zor se chilata hai ke uss ki biwi ke haan bacha paida hone wala hai!! Tu aap iss haalat mein kya karein ge?
Bharti honewaaley naye Police Officer ne poori office ko dekha aur kuch der soch ne ke baad jawab diya: Mein apna uniform utaar ker hujjoom mein gaaib ho jaaon ga!!!

If u like E-Mail me
abdulbasitnizamani@yahoo.com

a srdar go for a post of electrical engineer.
interviewer: how does an electrical machine run???
srdar:
turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!