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A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops
down on the couch in front of the television, and
tells
his wife, ""Get me a beer before it starts."" The wife
sighs and gets him a beer.

Ten minutes later, he says, ""Get me another beer
before it starts."" She looks cross, but fetches
another
beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that
beer
and a few minutes later says, ""Quick, get me another
beer,
it-s going to start any minute.""

The wife is furious. She yells at him ""Is that all
you-re
going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of
that
TV? You-re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and
furthermore...""

The man sighs and says, ""It-s started...""

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· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Drink
 

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