Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Shahida Malik

Maazi Haal Aur Mustaqbil

Ustaad ne apne shagird se kaha k koi aisa jumla banao jis mai maazi haal aur mustaqbil ko istemal kia gaya ho.
Shagird ne foran gaa kar jawab dia.
Mujhe tum se pyar tha so saal pehle aaj bhi hai aur kal bhi rahe ga.

· 1 Like · Mar 15, 2017 at 04:03
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Zafar Ali Khan

Kaan Bharna

· 3 Like · Mar 02, 2017 at 07:03
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Muzammil Shahzad

Dayen Bayen

Ustaad: Agar tumhare dayen hath par mashriq ho to bayen hath par kia hoga?
Shagird: Janab! Aik angotha aur chaar ungliyan.

· 2 Like · Mar 01, 2017 at 16:03
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Muzammil Shahzad

Sona

· 3 Like · Feb 27, 2017 at 03:02
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Haseeb Naqbi

Sawal Aur Jawab

· 4 Like · Feb 16, 2017 at 04:02
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Muzammil Shahzad

Kaan Bharna

Ustaad (Shagird se): Kaan bharne ko jumlay mai istemal karo.
Shagird: Kal mai ne ammi jaan k kaan mitti se bhar diye.

· 0 Like · Feb 15, 2017 at 16:02
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Madiha Sultan

Which Part Of Human Body Expands10 Times Its Normal Size ??

Teacher:" Which part of Human
Body expands10 times its
normal size ??
.
.
Girl:" I can''t answer..
I Feel
Shy..:p
.
.
Boy:" Its Pupil of Human Eye...
.
Teacher:" Right !!
.
.
Then Teacher turns to the Girl:"
U are Wrong and your Expectations are too
High.!!

· 2 Like · Feb 14, 2017 at 17:02
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Iqra Raheem

Psychology Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha.

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.

Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.

Itne me Second row ki bench se awaz aai

Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!

· 3 Like · Feb 06, 2017 at 10:02
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Iqra Raheem

Psychology Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha.

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.

Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.

Itne me Second row ki bench se awaz aai

Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!

· 1 Like · Feb 05, 2017 at 17:02
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