Ustaad aur Shagird
Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Neelum Chaudhry
Tum Late Kion Aye Ho?
Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas :D
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas :D
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Memoona Aqeel
Bachay Mann Ke Sachay...
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May 11, 2017 at 21:05
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Zeeshan Kaliya
Sir Log Urdu English Men Bat Karte Hen, Math Men Q Nahi?
Studnt: Sir log Urdu English men bat karte hen, Math men Q Nahi?
Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kar.,
9,2,11 hoja..
Warna 5,7 dhar dunga...
6 k 36 Nazar aynge oor 32 k 32 bahir aa jayengy.
studnt: Sir G urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy...
Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kar.,
9,2,11 hoja..
Warna 5,7 dhar dunga...
6 k 36 Nazar aynge oor 32 k 32 bahir aa jayengy.
studnt: Sir G urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy...
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Apr 02, 2017 at 23:04
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Asfand Yar
Sir Aap Ki Pent Phat Hui Hai
do bachay imtehan de rahay thay
examiner bohat sakhta tha, bilkul bhi naqal nahee karne de raha tha
aik bachay paper par kuch likh kar examier ko de diya to examiner khamoshi se ja kar kursi par beth gaya
dosra bacha: yaar tu ne kya likha
pehla bacha: mene likh ke sir aap ki pent phati hui hai
examiner bohat sakhta tha, bilkul bhi naqal nahee karne de raha tha
aik bachay paper par kuch likh kar examier ko de diya to examiner khamoshi se ja kar kursi par beth gaya
dosra bacha: yaar tu ne kya likha
pehla bacha: mene likh ke sir aap ki pent phati hui hai
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Jul 08, 2017 at 01:07
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Muzammil Shahzad
Bewaqoof

ustaad: bhens ki kitni tangen hoti hain ?
shagird : sir! yeh to koi bewaqoof bhi bta day ga .
ustaad : isi liye to tum se pooch raha hon .
shagird : sir! yeh to koi bewaqoof bhi bta day ga .
ustaad : isi liye to tum se pooch raha hon .
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Mar 27, 2017 at 18:03
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Sanam Baloch
Dastak

Ustaad (shagird se): Dastak ko jumel mai istemal karo!
Shagird: Janab mujhe dus tak ginti aati hai.
Shagird: Janab mujhe dus tak ginti aati hai.
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Mar 26, 2017 at 10:03
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Kashif Yaqoob
Kabhi Tum Ne Koi Naik Kam Kia Hai?
Sir:kabhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy: yes sir: Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram sy ghar ja raha tha meny kutta pechy Lagaya wo jaLdi ghar phnch gaya.
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May 04, 2017 at 08:05
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Mehmood Khan
Bodygurad Movie Se Aap Ne Kya Seekha
Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha?
Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .
Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .
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Mar 10, 2018 at 02:03
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Andaleeb Siddiqui
Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?
Teacher;
Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?
Stdnt;
Sir,Light Nhi Thi
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Teachr;
To Mom Batti Jala Lete
Student;
Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi
Teachr;
Machis Kiun Nai Thi
Student;
Bazar mai thee
Teachr;
To Wahan Se Le Aate
Student;
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha ,Ganda tha bazar nahi ja sakta tha
Teachr;
Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy
Student;
Pani Nhi Tha Sir
Teachr;
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?
Student;
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teachr;
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?
Student;
Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi….
STDNT ALLWAYZ ROCKZ ;
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Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?
Stdnt;
Sir,Light Nhi Thi
...
Teachr;
To Mom Batti Jala Lete
Student;
Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi
Teachr;
Machis Kiun Nai Thi
Student;
Bazar mai thee
Teachr;
To Wahan Se Le Aate
Student;
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha ,Ganda tha bazar nahi ja sakta tha
Teachr;
Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy
Student;
Pani Nhi Tha Sir
Teachr;
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?
Student;
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teachr;
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?
Student;
Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi….
STDNT ALLWAYZ ROCKZ ;
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Apr 12, 2018 at 07:04
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Sana Ali
Teacher To Student
Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....
what would she have?
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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....
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Apr 02, 2018 at 11:04
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