Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Asiah Rahi

Tum Class Ky Sab Sai Nekammy Student Kion Ho?.

Teacher to student: Tum class ky sab sai nekammy student kion ho?
.
Student: Kionke jo larka mujh sai nekkama tha wo school chor gia.

· 1 Like · Jan 24, 2017 at 16:01
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Kashif Yaqoob

Kabhi Tum Ne Koi Naik Kam Kia Hai?

Sir:kabhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy: yes sir: Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram sy ghar ja raha tha meny kutta pechy Lagaya wo jaLdi ghar phnch gaya.

· 3 Like · May 04, 2017 at 08:05
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Obaid Kayani

Aap Achi Lagti Hain

student- : miss home work kya tha lekin copy ghar par reh gayi .
teacher : to khud bhi ghar par reh jatay .
student- : aap achi lagti hain is liye aata hon .


· 3 Like · Nov 29, 2016 at 05:11
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Fahad Bukhari

Parcha Chupao

aik shagird ki zindagi me mazahiya lamha wo hota hai jab usay imtihaan me kuch nahee aa raha ho aur mumtahin aa kar kahay parcha chupao peechay wala dekh raha hai.

· 2 Like · Oct 22, 2016 at 07:10
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Samreen Anjum

Teen Lafz

ustaad: woh teen lafz batao jo school me sab se zyadah bolay jatay hain.
bacha: mujhe nahee pata
ustaad: shabash baith jao!

· 1 Like · Oct 20, 2016 at 06:10
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Safia Saeed

50 Rs Inaam

ustaad: mujh se riyazi ka koi sawal poocho agar mene hall na kiya to tumhe 50 Rs. inaam
shagird: paani me 5 batakh ja rahi theen darmayan wali bol mere peechay 3 aur agay 4 batkhen hain. hall karo
ustaad: ye lo 50 Rs. tum hall karo
shagird: 50 Rs. lene k baad bola darmiya wali batakh jhoot bol rahi thee

· 2 Like · Oct 20, 2016 at 15:10
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Mian Usman

Dost Aur Lover

Ustaad: Agar tumhara dost aur tumhari Lover doob rahe hon to tum kis ko bachao gay?
Shagird: Doob jane do, Dono kaminon ko! Wo aik sath kar kia rahe thay?

· 3 Like · Nov 30, 2016 at 14:11
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Ijunoon

And Aur Kana Kise Kehte Hain

ustaad: shagird se andha kise kehte hain?
shagird: jiss ki ankhen nah hon
ustaad:a aur kana kise kehte hain?
shagird: jis ke kaan nah hon

· 2 Like · Nov 07, 2016 at 05:11
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Muzammil Shahzad

How Old Is Ur Father

Teacher: How Old is your father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He become a father only after I was born.

· 1 Like · Oct 18, 2016 at 16:10
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Abdul Qaddoos

Toilet Jana Hai?

· 0 Like · May 01, 2017 at 02:05
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