Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Haseeb Raza

Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye

Pappu : Mujhe??

Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai.
Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache???

Pappu : 20 :D

Sir: kaise???
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Pappu : Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai!!! :p =))

Hahahahahaha

· 3 Like · Mar 10, 2018 at 17:03
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Mehmood Khan

Bodygurad Movie Se Aap Ne Kya Seekha

Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha?

Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .

· 4 Like · Mar 10, 2018 at 02:03
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Ijunoon

And Aur Kana Kise Kehte Hain

ustaad: shagird se andha kise kehte hain?
shagird: jiss ki ankhen nah hon
ustaad:a aur kana kise kehte hain?
shagird: jis ke kaan nah hon

· 2 Like · Mar 04, 2018 at 07:03
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Fahad Bukhari

Parcha Chupao

aik shagird ki zindagi me mazahiya lamha wo hota hai jab usay imtihaan me kuch nahee aa raha ho aur mumtahin aa kar kahay parcha chupao peechay wala dekh raha hai.

· 2 Like · Feb 23, 2018 at 01:02
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Safia Saeed

50 Rs Inaam

ustaad: mujh se riyazi ka koi sawal poocho agar mene hall na kiya to tumhe 50 Rs. inaam
shagird: paani me 5 batakh ja rahi theen darmayan wali bol mere peechay 3 aur agay 4 batkhen hain. hall karo
ustaad: ye lo 50 Rs. tum hall karo
shagird: 50 Rs. lene k baad bola darmiya wali batakh jhoot bol rahi thee

· 2 Like · Feb 22, 2018 at 09:02
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Samreen Anjum

Teen Lafz

ustaad: woh teen lafz batao jo school me sab se zyadah bolay jatay hain.
bacha: mujhe nahee pata
ustaad: shabash baith jao!

· 1 Like · Feb 22, 2018 at 02:02
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Muzammil Shahzad

How Old Is Ur Father

Teacher: How Old is your father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He become a father only after I was born.

· 1 Like · Feb 20, 2018 at 22:02
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Asfand Yar

Sir Aap Ki Pent Phat Hui Hai

do bachay imtehan de rahay thay
examiner bohat sakhta tha, bilkul bhi naqal nahee karne de raha tha
aik bachay paper par kuch likh kar examier ko de diya to examiner khamoshi se ja kar kursi par beth gaya
dosra bacha: yaar tu ne kya likha
pehla bacha: mene likh ke sir aap ki pent phati hui hai

· 7 Like · Jul 08, 2017 at 01:07
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Memoona Aqeel

Bachay Mann Ke Sachay...

· 8 Like · May 11, 2017 at 21:05
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Kashif Yaqoob

Kabhi Tum Ne Koi Naik Kam Kia Hai?

Sir:kabhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy: yes sir: Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram sy ghar ja raha tha meny kutta pechy Lagaya wo jaLdi ghar phnch gaya.

· 4 Like · May 04, 2017 at 08:05
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Waqas Moti

La Jawab

Ustaad: Aisi cheez ka naam batao jis ki 6 taangain aur 2 sar hun.
Shagird: "Ghora aur us ka Sawar."

· 2 Like · May 01, 2017 at 18:05
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Abdul Qaddoos

Toilet Jana Hai?

· 1 Like · May 01, 2017 at 02:05
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Usama Arshad

Teen Lafz

· 2 Like · Apr 29, 2017 at 18:04
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Sanam Baloch

Maam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha:
Maam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Madam:
Oh, Very SWEET..

BACHA Apnay Dost Se:
Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai.

· 4 Like · Apr 19, 2017 at 17:04
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Zeeshan Kaliya

Sir Log Urdu English Men Bat Karte Hen, Math Men Q Nahi?

Studnt: Sir log Urdu English men bat karte hen, Math men Q Nahi?
Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kar.,
9,2,11 hoja..
Warna 5,7 dhar dunga...
6 k 36 Nazar aynge oor 32 k 32 bahir aa jayengy.
studnt: Sir G urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy...

· 8 Like · Apr 02, 2017 at 23:04
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Muzammil Shahzad

Bewaqoof

ustaad: bhens ki kitni tangen hoti hain ?
shagird : sir! yeh to koi bewaqoof bhi bta day ga .
ustaad : isi liye to tum se pooch raha hon .

· 5 Like · Mar 27, 2017 at 18:03
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Sanam Baloch

Dastak

Ustaad (shagird se): Dastak ko jumel mai istemal karo!
Shagird: Janab mujhe dus tak ginti aati hai.

· 4 Like · Mar 26, 2017 at 10:03
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