Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Alisha Khan

How To Kill An Ant?

Q: How to
Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15
marks....

... Student:
... Mix Chilli Powder with
Sugar & keep it outside the
Ant''s Hole.

After eating, Ant will search
for some water near a
water tank.

Push ant in to it. Now ant
will go to dry itself near
fire.

When it reaches fire, put a
bomb into the fire.

Then admit wounded ant
in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask from
it''s mouth n kill the ant.

MORAL:
Don''t play with students
thay can do any thing for
15 marks.

hahaha Like If agree............................

· 2 Like · Jan 10, 2017 at 09:01
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Aras Rahes

Paani Me Rehne Wale 5 Janwaroon K Naam Btao.

Teacher: Paani me Rehne wale 5 janwaroon k naam btao.??
Boy: Mendak..

Teacher: 4 aur btao

... Boy: Mendak ki Mummy, Mendak k Papa,

Mendak ki Behan Aur Mendak ki Item..

· 1 Like · Jan 10, 2017 at 01:01
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Maleeha Bukhari

Intelligent Student Asked His Teacher.

Intelligent Student Asked his Teacher: If White is a Color & Black is Also a Color?? So Y Black & White TV is Not a Color TV??
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Teacher Shocks:
Student Rockx :

Thumbs Up, If You Liked it :

· 1 Like · Jan 09, 2017 at 07:01
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Zeeshan Kaliya

Sharmindagi

Teacher: main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt:
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na

· 1 Like · Dec 27, 2016 at 02:12
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Seddiq Al Khan

Teacher:ye Kon Sa Tense Hai?

Teacher:
Ye kon sa tense hai?

Pakistan mein load sheding khatam ho jaye gi

Student:
Future Impossible tense.

· 2 Like · Dec 25, 2016 at 16:12
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Sana Ali

Teacher To Student

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....

· 4 Like · Dec 24, 2016 at 23:12
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Iqra Raheem

Hahahahahahaha. Epic

Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
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Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
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Teacher: Wo kaisy?
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Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli
band kardi"

· 0 Like · Dec 03, 2016 at 07:12
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Mian Usman

Dost Aur Lover

Ustaad: Agar tumhara dost aur tumhari Lover doob rahe hon to tum kis ko bachao gay?
Shagird: Doob jane do, Dono kaminon ko! Wo aik sath kar kia rahe thay?

· 3 Like · Nov 30, 2016 at 14:11
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Obaid Kayani

Aap Achi Lagti Hain

student- : miss home work kya tha lekin copy ghar par reh gayi .
teacher : to khud bhi ghar par reh jatay .
student- : aap achi lagti hain is liye aata hon .


· 4 Like · Nov 29, 2016 at 05:11
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Shagufta Yasmeen

Ghareebi Par Mazmoon

ustad ne bachon se kaha ke wo kal ghareebi par mazmoon likh kar layen aglay din aik bachay ka mazmoon kuch is tarah tha

" aik dafa ka zikar hai ke kisi jagah aik bohat hi ghareeb khandan rehta tha, baap koi kaam nah karta tha, maa ko bhi mulazmat nahee milti thee hatta ke un ke tamam naukar aur driver bhi bohat ghareeb thay....

· 2 Like · Nov 18, 2016 at 08:11
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Haseeb Raza

Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye

Pappu : Mujhe??

Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai.
Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache???

Pappu : 20 :D

Sir: kaise???
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Pappu : Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai!!! :p =))

Hahahahahaha

· 3 Like · Nov 17, 2016 at 03:11
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Mehmood Khan

Bodygurad Movie Se Aap Ne Kya Seekha

Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha?

Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .

· 4 Like · Nov 16, 2016 at 07:11
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Ijunoon

And Aur Kana Kise Kehte Hain

ustaad: shagird se andha kise kehte hain?
shagird: jiss ki ankhen nah hon
ustaad:a aur kana kise kehte hain?
shagird: jis ke kaan nah hon

· 2 Like · Nov 07, 2016 at 05:11
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Fahad Bukhari

Parcha Chupao

aik shagird ki zindagi me mazahiya lamha wo hota hai jab usay imtihaan me kuch nahee aa raha ho aur mumtahin aa kar kahay parcha chupao peechay wala dekh raha hai.

· 2 Like · Oct 22, 2016 at 07:10
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Safia Saeed

50 Rs Inaam

ustaad: mujh se riyazi ka koi sawal poocho agar mene hall na kiya to tumhe 50 Rs. inaam
shagird: paani me 5 batakh ja rahi theen darmayan wali bol mere peechay 3 aur agay 4 batkhen hain. hall karo
ustaad: ye lo 50 Rs. tum hall karo
shagird: 50 Rs. lene k baad bola darmiya wali batakh jhoot bol rahi thee

· 2 Like · Oct 20, 2016 at 15:10
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Samreen Anjum

Teen Lafz

ustaad: woh teen lafz batao jo school me sab se zyadah bolay jatay hain.
bacha: mujhe nahee pata
ustaad: shabash baith jao!

· 1 Like · Oct 20, 2016 at 06:10
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Muzammil Shahzad

How Old Is Ur Father

Teacher: How Old is your father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He become a father only after I was born.

· 1 Like · Oct 18, 2016 at 16:10
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