Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Asfand Yar

Sir Aap Ki Pent Phat Hui Hai

do bachay imtehan de rahay thay
examiner bohat sakhta tha, bilkul bhi naqal nahee karne de raha tha
aik bachay paper par kuch likh kar examier ko de diya to examiner khamoshi se ja kar kursi par beth gaya
dosra bacha: yaar tu ne kya likha
pehla bacha: mene likh ke sir aap ki pent phati hui hai

· 6 Like · Jul 08, 2017 at 01:07
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Memoona Aqeel

Bachay Mann Ke Sachay...

· 8 Like · May 11, 2017 at 21:05
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Kashif Yaqoob

Kabhi Tum Ne Koi Naik Kam Kia Hai?

Sir:kabhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy: yes sir: Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram sy ghar ja raha tha meny kutta pechy Lagaya wo jaLdi ghar phnch gaya.

· 4 Like · May 04, 2017 at 08:05
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Waqas Moti

La Jawab

Ustaad: Aisi cheez ka naam batao jis ki 6 taangain aur 2 sar hun.
Shagird: "Ghora aur us ka Sawar."

· 2 Like · May 01, 2017 at 18:05
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Abdul Qaddoos

Toilet Jana Hai?

· 1 Like · May 01, 2017 at 02:05
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Usama Arshad

Teen Lafz

· 2 Like · Apr 29, 2017 at 18:04
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Sanam Baloch

Maam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha:
Maam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Madam:
Oh, Very SWEET..

BACHA Apnay Dost Se:
Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai.

· 4 Like · Apr 19, 2017 at 17:04
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Zeeshan Kaliya

Sir Log Urdu English Men Bat Karte Hen, Math Men Q Nahi?

Studnt: Sir log Urdu English men bat karte hen, Math men Q Nahi?
Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kar.,
9,2,11 hoja..
Warna 5,7 dhar dunga...
6 k 36 Nazar aynge oor 32 k 32 bahir aa jayengy.
studnt: Sir G urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy...

· 8 Like · Apr 02, 2017 at 23:04
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Muzammil Shahzad

Bewaqoof

ustaad: bhens ki kitni tangen hoti hain ?
shagird : sir! yeh to koi bewaqoof bhi bta day ga .
ustaad : isi liye to tum se pooch raha hon .

· 5 Like · Mar 27, 2017 at 18:03
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Sanam Baloch

Dastak

Ustaad (shagird se): Dastak ko jumel mai istemal karo!
Shagird: Janab mujhe dus tak ginti aati hai.

· 4 Like · Mar 26, 2017 at 10:03
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