Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Abdul Karim Khan

Jagerdar K Bachy Kisi Se Parh Nahi Rahy Thy

1 Jagerdar k bachy kisi sy parh nahi rahy thy bht sy mastr aye hr koi un bachon ki wja sy wapis chla gya,

1 din 1 mastr shaher sy aya or un ko prhany ka wada kia,

Parhai k wqt bachon sy bola k tm log bunty khelo, Bachy bht khush hye
Khelne k bd mastr ny 1 bachy sy pocha k tmhry pas ktne bunty thy?

Us ny kaha 3, master bola k 2 tmhry bhai k pas chly gye tmhry pas ktne bachy?

Pechy sy us ka bhai bola,
Oye,na dassi, mastr parhanda paya e ;)

· 3 Like · Jan 30, 2017 at 14:01
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Usaman Khan

Miss Hamre Ghar Munna Aane Wala Hai

bacha: miss hamare ghar munna aane wala hai
miss: tumhein kaise pata?
bacha: jab pichli baar ammi haspatal dakhil hui thin to munni aai thi
ab abbu dakhil hain!!!

· 2 Like · Jan 26, 2017 at 03:01
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Asiah Rahi

Tum Class Ky Sab Sai Nekammy Student Kion Ho?.

Teacher to student: Tum class ky sab sai nekammy student kion ho?
.
Student: Kionke jo larka mujh sai nekkama tha wo school chor gia.

· 1 Like · Jan 24, 2017 at 16:01
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Mian Usman

Ek Nursery Class Ka Bacha Bola.

Ek nursery class ka bacha bola: Miss mai apko kesa lagta hon?
Miss: So Sweet
Bacha apne side ke larky se bola: Daikha mai ne kaha tha na, Line marti hai

· 3 Like · Jan 23, 2017 at 07:01
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Neelum Chaudhry

Tum Late Kion Aye Ho?

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie

Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye

Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas :D

· 12 Like · Jan 21, 2017 at 08:01
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Abdulla Amin

Tell The Name Of This Bird By Only Seeing It Legs

In Biology Practical
Examiner: Tell the name of this bird by only seeing it LEGS
Students: I can''t say
Examiner: You are FAIL, What is your name?
Student: See my legs and tell my name

#jokes

· 2 Like · Jan 20, 2017 at 19:01
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Faisal Razzaq

Which One Is More Important For Us, Sun Or Moon

Teacher: Which one is more important for us, Sun or Moon?
Student: Ofcourse Moon
Teacher: Why??
Students: The moon gives us light in night when we need it BUT the sun gives us light in day when we don't need it

#jokes

· 1 Like · Jan 20, 2017 at 11:01
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Abdul Qadeer

Ek Bacha Roz Math K Sir K Ghar Pe Phone Karta.

Ek Bacha Roz Math K Sir K Ghar Pe Phone Karta

Sir Ki Wife: Kitni Baar Kaha Wo Mar Gaye Hain.
Baar Baar Phone Q Karte Ho??

Bacha:
Sun K Acha Lagta Hai.

· 1 Like · Jan 17, 2017 at 07:01
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Andaleeb Siddiqui

Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?

Teacher;
Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?

Stdnt;
Sir,Light Nhi Thi
...
Teachr;
To Mom Batti Jala Lete

Student;
Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi

Teachr;
Machis Kiun Nai Thi

Student;
Bazar mai thee

Teachr;
To Wahan Se Le Aate

Student;
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha ,Ganda tha bazar nahi ja sakta tha

Teachr;
Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy

Student;
Pani Nhi Tha Sir

Teachr;
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?

Student;
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.

Teachr;
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?

Student;
Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi….

STDNT ALLWAYZ ROCKZ ;

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· 4 Like · Jan 10, 2017 at 17:01
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