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Ak Saradar G Gari main apny Driver K sath Jarahy Hotay Hain K achanak un ki garai ruk jati hy .
Sardar G diriver sa puchty hain k gari ko kia hova .
Driver kahta hy k gari main petrol khtam ho gya hy.Gari ab agy ni ja sakti .
Sardar g kahty hain agar agy ni jasakti tu wapis la chlo.

do sikhon nay naya naya mobile phone khareeda. Abh dono rozana aik doosray say mobile phone par baat karnay lagay. Aik din dono sikh aapas main kahnay lagay kay yaar abh hum mobile phone kay istmaal say tangh aachukay hain kiyon na abh purana tareeka (kabootar wala) apnaya jaaie. Abh dono nay faisla kia kay aik doosray ko message kabootar kay zarie karainghay. silsala kuch aisay hua kay aik sikh nay kabootr kay galay main parchi bandh dhi. > >kabootar jab doosray sikh kay pass parchi laikar puhcha to us nay parchi khol kay dekha us main kuchh bhi nahin likha tha, to sikh nay phone kar kay poocha yaar is parchi main to kuchh bhi nahin likha hua hai. to pahlay walay sikh nay kaha kay yaar yeh to main nay miss call di hai....... > > > >


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Do pathaan mobile khareedtay hain aik doosray ko buhat miss callien marte hain aik dafa tang aakar kehtay hain ke ab hum aik doosray se kabutar ke zariye baat karengay to pehla pathaan doosray ko khaali parchi bhejta hai aglay din pathaan poochta hai ke tumne khaali parchi kyoun bheji thi woh kehta hai ke mene Miss Call marii thi....
hahahahahha

there are 3 people 1from china , 1 from america and 1 from india and all three of them are trying to prove whos country was more scientifically developed.
(1) The Chinese man takes the other two along with him to china and digs the ground 200 meteres he finds a phone cable and says >>my country had phones 200 years ago
(2) The American man gets really frustrated and takes the other two to america, there he digs a hole 400 meteres deep and finds a telephone wire, he then says >we had phones 400 years ago.
(3) The Indian then takes the other two to india and digs a hole 800 meteres deep but finds no wire at all he then says 800 years back we had mobile phones!!

if some 1 sayzz u r fool , itzz okay just avoid,if some1 sayzz u r an ediet, jane de yaar , if some 1 sayzz u r soo stupid , just koool down , if some 1 sayzz u r soo cute , thappar maaaaaaaar saale ko , mazaq ki bhi koyi limit shimit hoti hai ...........keep smiling :-D

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