iJunoon Archives |2012 | June

Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia

1 dost ne rat ko 3 bajy apne dost ko cal kar k Kaha

Yar Main Ro Rha Hun

Dost ne kha

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Band kr phone Main So Raha Hun.:-P

Wife: Ap mujhe talaaq bi de dein
tb bi mei ghar k darwaze pe beth
jaongi mgr
ap se door kbi nhi jaoungi
suna ap ne
Husband:Zanani ban Zanani
Gillani na ban'

oO Ghareebo''
Bus me latak k aane walo
Light k baghair rehne walo
Dehshat gardi bardasht karne walo
Hr cheez pe Extra tax dene walo
12 ka petrol 105 me kharidne walo
Selab ka imdadi saman Dobara market se kharidne walo
Shehr ki lights ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
Sania ko bhabi kehne walo
Pepsi pe 5 rupay km kr k pura mahina msg krne walo
Muni ko badnam krne walo
English k paper me Calculator le k jaane walo
Zardari ko Sadar banane walo
Call center wali larki se baat kr k saari raat khushi se jaagne walo
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Meri traf se app sb ko
~Happy good night~

Silent lips may avoid many problems:
But smiling lips will solve many problems:
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Har velay sarya na karo:
Kadi kadi has v lya karo:!

Smallest Leave Application by a KG Child:
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Dear Sir,

Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon ga! :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :

Thank U
Bas nahi aaoon ga.

Teacher: Jo cheez tumhein tang ya pareshan kare use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do!

Student:

Chalo fer miss g Allah palaa karay, niklo Shabash..;-)

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein hum chat

Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ?
Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sir
Boss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri taraf dekho.

How to disturb'''
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??