iJunoon Archives |2012 | June

Boy : Namasty G Light Kab Aye Gi?
Wapda Wala: Janab Namasty Q Bola?
Boy: Ap Par Salamati Bejhna Pory Pakistan Walon Sy Ghadari Hay... =P

The Awesome Moment

When Teachers Get Off Track And Tell You Stories About Their Life
And Then They End Up Wasting Half Of The Class ... =P =D

Why do I always text you first?
You don't have to if you don't want to?
Then we would never talk!

I definitely feel like
you hate me

I hate everyone so you
shouldn't take it personally.

Friend 1: what did the volcano say
to the other volcano?
Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate
objects that do not possess the ability
to speak
Friend 1: You killed it.

I'm sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it's true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You're just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover

All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY'.!

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Guy A: 'I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.'

Guy B: 'Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?'

Guy A: 'I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.' :)