Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Muzammil Shahzad

Sawari

Biwi: Tum itni dair se bachay ko chup nahi karwa saktay.
Shohar: Kehta hai gadhay par sawari karun ga, Ab yeh zid kahan se pori karun?
Biwi: Thori dair k liye peeth par bitha lo kia farq parta hai.

· 1 Like · Mar 06, 2018 at 16:03
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Muzammil Shahzad

Sahi Tareeqa

Shohar: Tum ne larki se keh dia hai k agar us ne apni marzi se shadi ki to usay meri Jaidaad se kuch nahi milega?
Biwi: Us se kehne ki kia zarorat thi, Maine larkay se keh dia tha wo us din k baad se nahi aya.

· 4 Like · Mar 06, 2018 at 09:03
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Ijunoon

Karachi Ki Koi Colony Ya Chowrangi Mere Name Par Bhi Ho

Biwi: me chahti hoon Karachi ki koi colony ya chowrangi mere name par bhi ho
Shohar: Karachi me ye dono cheezen pehlay se hi tumharay name par hain
Biwi: Khushi se... woh kaunsi?
Shohar: Nagin Chowrangi aur Bhens Colony

· 1 Like · Mar 05, 2018 at 18:03
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Shabana Gul

Love Birds And Agnry Birds

agar koi naya shadi shuda joda Love birds kehta hai tou paanch saal guzar janay kay baad iss joray ko kya kahenge ?

ANSWER: ANGRY BIRDS

· 3 Like · Feb 26, 2018 at 00:02
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Pinky Queen

Kaun Thee Yeh

shohar aur biwi khanay kay liye gaye tou aik larki ne hello kaha
biwi: kaun thi yeh?
shohar: mera dimagh nah kharab karo abhi usay bhi batana hai kay tum kaun ho

· 2 Like · Feb 25, 2018 at 10:02
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Ijunoon

Aalu Ke Parathay Aur Kashmiri Pulao

Shohar: Yeh aalo ke parathon me aalu to bilkul nazar nahee araha
Biwi: chup kar ke khao kashmiri pulao me kashmir nazar aata hai?

· 3 Like · Jul 15, 2017 at 00:07
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Hammad Yousuf

Dozakh Mein Bhi Jaga Nahee Milegi

Biwi Ghussay Mein: dekh lena tumhe dozakh mein bhi jaga nahee milegi.
Shohar: theek hai me har jaga tumharay sath jana bhi nahee chahta.

· 6 Like · May 24, 2017 at 15:05
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Ali Bukhari

Mukhtalif Biwian Apnay Shohron Se Lartay Huay

Mukhtalif biwian apnay shohron se lartay huay

Pilot ki biwi: zyada mat uro samjhay.
Teacher ki biwi: mujhe mat sikhao ye school nahee.
Dentist ki biwi: dant tor kar hath me do doongi.
Doctor ki biwi: tabyat durust kardoongi.
MBA ki biwi: Mind your own business.
CA/ACCA/CFA/ICMA/CIMA shakhs ki biwi: pehlay paas to karlo budhay/

· 0 Like · May 23, 2017 at 18:05
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Hina Raheel

Galti.



· 0 Like · May 07, 2017 at 02:05
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