Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Kamran Kaliya

As Per Researcha Man Speaks 25,000 Words Daily.

As per research
A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000......
Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000.. :p

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Abdul Karim Khan

Ek Husband Ka Begum Ko Pegham.

;-> Begum day.;->

aik husband ka begum ko pegham.

Meri piyari BEGUM
SWAL Kuch B Ho
JWAB Tum Hi Ho

RSTA Koi B Ho
MNZIL Tum Hi Ho

DUKH Ktna Hi Ho
KHUSHI Tum Hi Ho

ARMAN Ktna Hi Ho
AARZu Tum Hi Ho

GHUSSA Jtna B Ho
PYAR Tm Hi Ho

KHWAB koi B ho
TABER Tm Hi Ho

Yani aesa smjho

K

Saare Fasaad ki Jarr Tum ho...or sirf tum hi ho...

· 0 Like · 3 Days Ago
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Abdulla Amin

Dour Mai First

aik sahib hanptay kanpate ghar mein daakhil hue. unhon ne haath mein aik chandi ka cup pakra howa tha biwi ne poocha. yeh cup kahan se mila ?
miyan ne kaha : daud mein first aaya hon .
biwi ne poocha : dosray aur teesray number par kon aaya ?
miyan ne kaha : dosray number par police constable aur teesray number par cup ka maalik .

#jokes

· 0 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Asfand Yar

Tareef

aik aadmi apne dost se shikayat kar raha tha ke is ki biwi hamesha is se naraaz hi rehti hai .
dost ne mahswara diya aurat kitni hi khafa kyun nah ho tareef se khush ho jati hai .
aaj shaam ke khanay par is ke pakaye khanay ki tareef kar dena .
chunancha uss aadmi ne shaam ko pehla niwala letay hi kaha .
ahaa maza agaya begum kya ghazab ka saalan pakaya hai .
biwi khana chhore kar ronay baith gayi .
khawand ne wajah poochi to biwi ne kaha tum meri kisi cheez ki kabhi tareef nahi ki .
tumahray saalan ki tareef ki to hai. khawand ne kaha .
biwi boli yeh to mein ne hotel se mangwaya hai .

#jokes #miyabiwi

· 2 Like · Apr 16, 2018 at 04:04
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Ali Bukhari

Bheriya

· 2 Like · Apr 15, 2018 at 21:04
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Amina Noor

Wife Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai.

Wife Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai:

Wife: Main Iss Dress Mein Moti Lag Rahi Hoon Na ? ?

Husband (Mazaq Me): Haan
...
Wife: Hainnn ! Waqai Moti Lag Rahi Hoon ? ? ?

Husband: Nahi Nahi Mazaq Ker Raha Tha

Wife: Nahi Sach Batao Lag Rahi Hoon Na ... ?

Husband: Haan ...

Wife: Koii Nahi ...

· 1 Like · Apr 10, 2018 at 17:04
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Arsalan Ahmed

Sasuraal Aur Waha Ka Khana

yeh ke na baat =D


· 2 Like · Apr 07, 2018 at 04:04
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Samra Mushtaq

Aap Ke Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hai.

· 2 Like · Apr 02, 2018 at 04:04
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Jiya Daniyal

Aadmi Use Hi Maarta Hai Jis Se Pyar Karta Ho.

· 1 Like · Apr 01, 2018 at 06:04
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Samreen Qaisar

Makkhian Maar Rahahoon,

Wife : Kiya kar rahe ho?
Husband : Makkhian maar raha
hoon,
Wife : Kitni mari?
Hsbnd : 3 female,
2 male,
Wife : Tumhain Kaise pata?
Husband : 3 shishey k samney
baithi thi,
Or
2 gold leaf ki dabbi pe..

· 1 Like · Mar 28, 2018 at 07:03
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