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Mohammad Ali Khan

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 45
Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Mohammad Ali Khan

Dua.


· 4 Like · 8 Hours Ago
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Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Mohammad Ali Khan

Kainat Ka Husn

· 0 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mohammad Ali Khan

School

aik aurat apnay beatay ko janjour rahi thi school ka waqut hogaya hay tumay school jana hay ammy main school nahi jaun ga mojey school say nafrat hay bachay moujy pasand nahi kartay ustad mojay nafrat ki niga say daktay hay mojay school ka sara staf napasand karta hay magar tumay school jana hay abb tum bachy nahi rahay 40 sall kay hochokay aur school kay head master ho.

· 1 Like · Aug 11, 2017 at 04:08
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mohammad Ali Khan

Joogar

ek american pakistan aata hai woh taxi rok ker kehta hai clifton jaana hai taxi wala kehta hai main nahen jaa raha abhi joogar karta hoon american poochta hai ye joogar kya hai taxi wala kehta hai joogar nahen bataoon ga bohat keemti hai doosri taxi main bitha deta hai doosri taxi raastay main kharab ho jaati hai american poochta hai abb kya ho ga taxi waala kehta hai abhi joogar karta hoon american poochta hai joogar kya hai taxi wala kehta hai joogar keemti hai nahen batoon ga american wapus america aata hai bush poochta hai pakistan main kya dekha wo kehta hai aur to kuch nahen un kai paas joogar hai bush bara heran hota hai aur musharaf ko pohone ker kay poochta hai joogar chahiey musharaf kehta hai joogar nahen mil sakta keemti hai bush kehta hai jang kai liey tayyar ho jao musharaf kehta hai koie baat nahen men abi joogar kerta hoon.

· 1 Like · Aug 07, 2017 at 16:08
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mohammad Ali Khan

Umer

AIK CHOOHAY(MOUSE)NE HAATI KAY BACHY SE POOCHA ""YAAR TUMHARI UMER(AGE)KITNI HAI TO HAATI KAY BACHAY NE KAHA 2 SAAL"". PHIR HAATI KAY BACHAY NE KAHA OR TUMHARI TO CHOOHAY KAY BACHAY NE KAHA KAY UMER TO MERI BHI ITNI HI HAI BUS ZARA BEEMAAR REHTA HOON

· 1 Like · Jun 10, 2017 at 02:06
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mohammad Ali Khan

A Kiss Per Yard

Walking up to a department store-s fabric counter, a pretty girl
asked, ""I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much
does it cost?""

""Only one kiss per yard, "" replied the smirking male clerk.

""That-s fine,"" replied the girl. ""I-ll take ten yards.""

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the
clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly
held it out.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man
standing beside her. ""Grandpa will pay the bill,"" she smiled.

· 3 Like · May 30, 2017 at 10:05
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mohammad Ali Khan

Moulvi Sahab

· 1 Like · Feb 23, 2017 at 15:02
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Larka Aur Larki

Mohammad Ali Khan

Classic Insult..

Classic insult..
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Girl:"meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka
marta hai..
Boy:"to tum koi accha sa toothpaste
istimaal kyo nahi karti..??..

· 2 Like · Feb 18, 2017 at 09:02
Category: larka-aur-larki
 
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Mohammad Ali Khan

Nehlay Pe Dehla

· 1 Like · Feb 11, 2017 at 05:02
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mohammad Ali Khan

Balle... Balle........ Pura Syllabus Padh Lia

Balle... Balle....
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. Ab Book Padhana Baki Hai !!!!!!!

· 0 Like · Dec 16, 2016 at 05:12
Category: miscellaneous
 

Mohammad Ali Khan

Gender : Male
Country : Pakistan

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