Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Abdulla Amin

Dour Mai First

aik sahib hanptay kanpate ghar mein daakhil hue. unhon ne haath mein aik chandi ka cup pakra howa tha biwi ne poocha. yeh cup kahan se mila ?
miyan ne kaha : daud mein first aaya hon .
biwi ne poocha : dosray aur teesray number par kon aaya ?
miyan ne kaha : dosray number par police constable aur teesray number par cup ka maalik .

#jokes

· 0 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Asfand Yar

Tareef

aik aadmi apne dost se shikayat kar raha tha ke is ki biwi hamesha is se naraaz hi rehti hai .
dost ne mahswara diya aurat kitni hi khafa kyun nah ho tareef se khush ho jati hai .
aaj shaam ke khanay par is ke pakaye khanay ki tareef kar dena .
chunancha uss aadmi ne shaam ko pehla niwala letay hi kaha .
ahaa maza agaya begum kya ghazab ka saalan pakaya hai .
biwi khana chhore kar ronay baith gayi .
khawand ne wajah poochi to biwi ne kaha tum meri kisi cheez ki kabhi tareef nahi ki .
tumahray saalan ki tareef ki to hai. khawand ne kaha .
biwi boli yeh to mein ne hotel se mangwaya hai .

#jokes #miyabiwi

· 2 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Ali Bukhari

Bheriya

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Amina Noor

Wife Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai.

Wife Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai:

Wife: Main Iss Dress Mein Moti Lag Rahi Hoon Na ? ?

Husband (Mazaq Me): Haan
...
Wife: Hainnn ! Waqai Moti Lag Rahi Hoon ? ? ?

Husband: Nahi Nahi Mazaq Ker Raha Tha

Wife: Nahi Sach Batao Lag Rahi Hoon Na ... ?

Husband: Haan ...

Wife: Koii Nahi ...

· 1 Like · Apr 10, 2018 at 17:04
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Arsalan Ahmed

Sasuraal Aur Waha Ka Khana

yeh ke na baat =D


· 2 Like · Apr 07, 2018 at 04:04
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Samra Mushtaq

Aap Ke Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hai.

· 2 Like · Apr 02, 2018 at 04:04
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Jiya Daniyal

Aadmi Use Hi Maarta Hai Jis Se Pyar Karta Ho.

· 1 Like · Apr 01, 2018 at 06:04
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Samreen Qaisar

Makkhian Maar Rahahoon,

Wife : Kiya kar rahe ho?
Husband : Makkhian maar raha
hoon,
Wife : Kitni mari?
Hsbnd : 3 female,
2 male,
Wife : Tumhain Kaise pata?
Husband : 3 shishey k samney
baithi thi,
Or
2 gold leaf ki dabbi pe..

· 1 Like · Mar 28, 2018 at 07:03
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Javed Ashraf

A Man Got A Call From Unknownnumber.

A man got a call from unknown
number..
.
.
Girl:" Hi, r u single.. ??
.
Man:" Yes, but who r u.. ??
.
Ans:" Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab
bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
.
.
Girl:" R u married ??
.
.
Man:" Yes, but who R u.. ??
.
Girl:" Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
.
.
Man:" Sorry baby, I thought it was my
wife..
.
.
Ans:" Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas
ghar aaja..

Thoko Like 200 Ki speed se

· 4 Like · Mar 27, 2018 at 17:03
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Mian Usman

Shohar Ne Apni Bv Or Khud Ko Marnay Ka Faisla Kia.

Shohar ne Apni BV Or Khud Ko Marnay Ka Faisla Kia
Osny Apni KanPatti Py Gun Rakhi Or Bv Ko Bola

Khush Mat Ho
Agla Number Tera hy..

· 1 Like · Mar 24, 2018 at 08:03
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Posted on : Apr 05, 2018

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