Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Abdulla Amin

Dour Mai First

aik sahib hanptay kanpate ghar mein daakhil hue. unhon ne haath mein aik chandi ka cup pakra howa tha biwi ne poocha. yeh cup kahan se mila ?
miyan ne kaha : daud mein first aaya hon .
biwi ne poocha : dosray aur teesray number par kon aaya ?
miyan ne kaha : dosray number par police constable aur teesray number par cup ka maalik .

#jokes

· 0 Like · Jan 27, 2017 at 20:01
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Asfand Yar

Tareef

aik aadmi apne dost se shikayat kar raha tha ke is ki biwi hamesha is se naraaz hi rehti hai .
dost ne mahswara diya aurat kitni hi khafa kyun nah ho tareef se khush ho jati hai .
aaj shaam ke khanay par is ke pakaye khanay ki tareef kar dena .
chunancha uss aadmi ne shaam ko pehla niwala letay hi kaha .
ahaa maza agaya begum kya ghazab ka saalan pakaya hai .
biwi khana chhore kar ronay baith gayi .
khawand ne wajah poochi to biwi ne kaha tum meri kisi cheez ki kabhi tareef nahi ki .
tumahray saalan ki tareef ki to hai. khawand ne kaha .
biwi boli yeh to mein ne hotel se mangwaya hai .

#jokes #miyabiwi

· 2 Like · Jan 19, 2017 at 10:01
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Ali Bukhari

Bheriya

· 1 Like · Jan 18, 2017 at 13:01
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Amina Noor

Wife Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai.

Wife Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai:

Wife: Main Iss Dress Mein Moti Lag Rahi Hoon Na ? ?

Husband (Mazaq Me): Haan
...
Wife: Hainnn ! Waqai Moti Lag Rahi Hoon ? ? ?

Husband: Nahi Nahi Mazaq Ker Raha Tha

Wife: Nahi Sach Batao Lag Rahi Hoon Na ... ?

Husband: Haan ...

Wife: Koii Nahi ...

· 1 Like · Jan 08, 2017 at 13:01
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Arsalan Ahmed

Sasuraal Aur Waha Ka Khana

yeh ke na baat =D


· 2 Like · Jan 02, 2017 at 08:01
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Samra Mushtaq

Aap Ke Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hai.

· 2 Like · Dec 24, 2016 at 00:12
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Jiya Daniyal

Aadmi Use Hi Maarta Hai Jis Se Pyar Karta Ho.

· 1 Like · Dec 22, 2016 at 09:12
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Samreen Qaisar

Makkhian Maar Rahahoon,

Wife : Kiya kar rahe ho?
Husband : Makkhian maar raha
hoon,
Wife : Kitni mari?
Hsbnd : 3 female,
2 male,
Wife : Tumhain Kaise pata?
Husband : 3 shishey k samney
baithi thi,
Or
2 gold leaf ki dabbi pe..

· 1 Like · Dec 15, 2016 at 09:12
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Javed Ashraf

A Man Got A Call From Unknownnumber.

A man got a call from unknown
number..
.
.
Girl:" Hi, r u single.. ??
.
Man:" Yes, but who r u.. ??
.
Ans:" Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab
bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
.
.
Girl:" R u married ??
.
.
Man:" Yes, but who R u.. ??
.
Girl:" Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
.
.
Man:" Sorry baby, I thought it was my
wife..
.
.
Ans:" Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas
ghar aaja..

Thoko Like 200 Ki speed se

· 4 Like · Dec 14, 2016 at 09:12
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
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