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Mohammad Yaseen

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mohammad Yaseen

Buhut Hay

Once A paki and one Amarican and one chinies and a russian and one Afgani was in a ship leaving for afirca on the way that all wish to impress each each other . At once the amarican Throw an misile in sea dnsad OHH we have A lot (buhut hay Buhut hay)chinies threw his watch and said we have a lot no problem (buhut hay ) the russian threw and GUN ak 56 and said oohhh we have a lot (buhut hay) the afgani threw a water melon and sat Buhut hay buhut hay ... The paki was in trouble but suddunly he push afgani and threw him to sea ans said buhut hay buhut HAY....

· 1 Like · 4 Days Ago
Category: miscellaneous
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Mohammad Yaseen

Kabhi Kisi Ka Dil Na Dukhana.

· 6 Like · Nov 08, 2017 at 19:11
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Mohammad Yaseen

Suni Sunai Baat Apar Aitbaar

suni sunai baat par kabhi bhi aitbaar na karo

· 0 Like · Oct 13, 2017 at 11:10
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Mohammad Yaseen

Dekhne Wali Nazar Ho To.

Dekhne wali nazar ho to guftar amal ka aur amal kirdar ka aaina hai.

· 4 Like · Sep 20, 2017 at 01:09
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mohammad Yaseen

Qabil E Deed

pakistan aur paroosi dushmin ki foojain apney apney mahaz per lagi hooi theen.kafi din guzar gai.magar koi fire nahi hooya.Pakistani foojion ney soocha ke maza nahi aa raha. aisa karty hai.ajj inn kee naam ley ley kar marty hai.lehaza Pakistani comander ney zoor se kaha.""jhinder singh khara ho jaye""woh khara ho gaya tu aik Pakistani fooji ney gooli chala di.....takh
""dherminder singh khara ho jayee"" woh khara hooya tu gooli chali di gai. aur usse bhi marr diya gaya.
ugleey din dushman ney bhi yehi palane tayar kiya.aur soocha ke muslims main m.ali namm buhat ziyada hoota hai. lehaza unnho ney pookara."" M. ALI khara ho jay""M.ALI khara na hooya. balkey uss ney apni position se hi awaz lagai. ""mujhey kis ney pookara hai. woh khara ho jayee""jab pookarney wala khara hooya tu M.ali ney gooli chala di....takh.

· 1 Like · Sep 01, 2017 at 14:09
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mohammad Yaseen

Patla Patla

ik dafa ik bacha apni maan se kehta haike maan main bathroom ja raha hon jab programme kaisa aye to mughe aawaaz de dijai ga suddenly bache ka pait garbar karne lagta hai actually is ko loos motion start ho jata hai aur is waqut programme kaisa start ho jata hai maan kehti hai ke beta kaisa aaraha hai to beta kehta hai ke maan patla patla patla .......

· 1 Like · Aug 30, 2017 at 06:08
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Mohammad Yaseen

Shadi Se Pehle

· 2 Like · Apr 27, 2017 at 05:04
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mohammad Yaseen

Bhai Chhod Do Nasha.

"Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki

Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai..

Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya..

Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai..

Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya..

Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,

Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha..

Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare..
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Hathi Bola:" Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko ??

Sher Bola:" Ye Saala Roz Charas peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai.."

· 0 Like · Dec 13, 2016 at 05:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Mohammad Yaseen

Agar Dil Ijazat Day To Like Zaroor



· 0 Like · Nov 30, 2016 at 19:11
Category: photos
 

Mohammad Yaseen

Gender : Male
Country : Pakistan

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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
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