iJunoon Archives |2015 | March

A sardar was trying to rape a woman. She screamed, i will kill myself before i let u touch me! . Sardar says : Mar jaana kisey day kamm na ana.

Chaha hai maine bahut shiddat se tumko,
Main tumhe bahut shiddat se yaad aaunga,


Yun sakoon se tum kabhi bhi so na sakogi,
Banke Dil ki kasak raat bhar jagaoonga,


Abke baras sawan Dil mein aag lagayega,
Bhigogi tum jab bhi baarish mein main yaad aaunga,


Har sher har nazam mein nazar aayengi meri baatein,
Padhoge jab bhi koi shayari main yaad aaunga..!!!

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

jhulas raha hai badan
karb ki dhoop ki tamazat say

ghul raha hai sarapa
hijar ke aansun ki nimi say

pandra ke udas chaand ne
bakhsh di hai chandi mere balun ko

dimak ki tarhan chaat raha hai
dard-e-zindagi mujhe andar say

ek chup ka sannata hai
jo wajud par jamid hai

kuch kirchian hain jazbun ki
jo chubh rahi hain pairon main

tanhaii ka sakit moosam hai
roh par jo barsun say tari hai

aur raat ki rida ohDreh hoye
subk ro hawaa gungunaa rahi hai

Dis Cat,is Cat,a Cat,good Cat,Way Cat,to Cat,keep Cat,a Cat,Ediot Cat,bussy Cat ,for Cat,2o Cat,Seconds Cat,Now read it widout Word CAT......
hahahahahhah..........

Chandni raat thi!

Wo mere sath thi!

Mai Upper tha!

Woh mere nichey thi!

Yaaro bora na manna!

Wo meri MOTORBICK thi.
HaHaHaHaH

Meri zindagi tu firaaq hai,
Wo azal se dil main makeen sahi.

Wo nigaah e shauq se door hain,
Rag e jaan se laakh qareeb sahi.

Hume jaan deni hai ek din,
Wo kisi tarah wo kahe sahi.

Hume aap khinchiye daar par,
Jo nahi koi to hume sahi.

Sar e toor ho sar e hashar ho,
Hame intezaar qabool hai.

Wo kabhi milein, wo kahin mile,
Wo kabhi sahi, wo kahin sahi.

Na ho un pe jo mera bass nahi,
Ke ye aashqi hai hawas nahi.

Main unhi ka tha, main unhi ka hoon,
Wo mere nahi, to nahi sahi.

Mujhe baithne ki jagah mile,
Meri aarzoo ka bharam rahe.

Teri anjuman mein agar nahi,
Teri anjuman ke qareeb sahi.

Tera dur to humko na mil saka,
Teri rahguzar ki zameen sahi.

Hume sajda karne se kaam hai,
Jo wahan nahi to yahi sahi.

Meri zindagi ka naseeb hai,
Nahi door mujhse qareeb hai.

Mujhe uska ghum to naseeb hai,
Wo agar nahi to nahi sahi.

Jo ho faisla wo sunaiye,
Usse hashar par na uthaiye.

Jo kare ge aap sitam wahan,
Wo abhi sahi,wo yahi sahi.

Ushe dekhne ki jo lo lagi,
To qateel dekh hi lenge hum.

Wo hazaar aankh se door ho,
Wo hazaar pardah nashin sahi.