iJunoon Archives |2015 | March

Aik Baap ko apnay bacchay ki class condition k baray main Khaat mila...Baap ne bete se kaha k tumhayn pata hai k is main kya likha hai..
Baccha Ne nafi main sir hilatay huwa kaha k nahi mujhay nahi pata.....
Baap ne kaha is main likha hai k Janab shayed main aap k bacchay ko zindagi bher kuch na sikha sakoon.......
Bacchay ne Masomiyat se kaha...Abou G maine tu aap ko pehlay hi kaha tha k yeh Teacher kisi kam ka nahi hai......hahahahah

Bahut dard saha hai maine,aansuwon se nahaata hun ab tak
Kaash koi mujhe samjhe,meri tadapti ROOH ka didaar kare
Kitna khud ko tadpaaun,dard-e-dil kitna bardaasht karun
Main tut chukka hun ALAM,ya KHUDA koi to mujhse pyaar kare


Chaaha tha maine kabhi kisi ko tut kar EHSAAS
Nighal chuki waqt ki aandhiyan unko, unhen koi QABR se bedaar kare
Khud ka janaaza kab tak dhoun,ROOH ko kab tak bechain karun
Bardaasht nahin hota ye dard ab mujhse,ya KHUDA koi to mujhse pyaar kare


Khatm huye wo phool saare,jinhen apne haathon se seencha tha kabhi
Na chubhoyen mujhe,AAH na dard den,in kaanton ko koi to khabardaar kare
Ungliyan saari khoon aalod huyin, UFF pair bhi lahu lahan hue
Koi to in pe merham rakkhe, ya KHUDA koi to mujhse pyaar kare


Pyaar ko mujhse pyaar nahin,GHAM kembakht hai JONK bani
Khushiyan saari ab chhin chuki hain,dard mera isteqbaal kare
Aansun mere hain zekhm ko dhote,lahu mere ab merham bane
Khatm na ho jaayen ye bhi ab, ya KHUDA koi to mujhse pyaar kare

Kaila Lemoon Se: Yaar tunari bhi koi zindagi hay sub tume nachoor ke kha jatey hain
Lemoon kaily Se: Yaar Meri Chhoro tume tu sub Nanga ker k kha jaty hain. hahahahahaha

ek larki thi diwani se, ek larke pe woh marti thi, chori chori chupke chupke msg likha karti thi, kuch kehna tha shayad usko, magar mobile ke bill se derti thi... hahahahaha

Tera kisi pe aye dil
Tera koy dukhaye dil
Tu bhi kaleja thaam kar
Muj se kahe k haye dil
Tera bhi dil KHUDA kare
Mere liye ho bekaraar
Tu bhi tarap tarap uthe
Asi chale hawaye dil
Neend na aye raat bhar
Bhatke idar udhar nazar
Chain ki ho duaa magar
Chain kaheen na paye dil
Tere bhi dil main dard ho
Tera bhi chaira zard ho
Meri tara na mil sake
Tuj ko kaheen dawaye dil

The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!

Yun ruth nah gori muj se
Dil tuut gaya tu tuj se
Jora nah jaye ga
Tu chhor k jis ko chal de
Chahat to naheen woh daman
Zanjeer naheen hay lekin
Yeh piyar hay aisa bandhan
Tu chahe bhi to tuj say
Tuj se tora nah jaye ga
Yeh piyar naheen woh kajal
Jo aankhon main chhup jaye
Yeh sath naheen woh mahndi
Jo hathon se chhut jaye
Yeh sath kabhi bhi tuj say
Tuj se chhora nah jaye ga
Jo aaj ko tu ne khoya
To baad main ho ga sadma
Yeh baat bhi sun le meri
Jo beet gaya woh lamha
Aanchal ki tara phir tuj say
Tuj se mora nah jaye ga

teacher teach student aljebra. a=b & b=c
mean a=c.Sir says give an example.
Student:sir i love u & you love your daughter,it mean..