iJunoon Archives |2015 | April
Poetry / 0
Sujda
Tere Ghum Ko Jaan Ki Taalash Thi,
Tere ghum ko jaan ki taalash thi,
Tere jaan nisaar chale gaye
Teri rah mein karte thay sir talab,
Sar-e-rehguzaar chale gaye
Teri kaj adai se haar k
shab-e-intezar chali gayi
Mere zabt-e-haal sey rooth kar
mere ghumgusar chale gaye
Na sawal-e-vasl na arz-e-ghum,
na hikaytein, na shikaytein
Tere ahad mein dil-e-zaar ke
sabhi ikhtiyar chale gaye.
Yeh humi the jinke libaas par
sir-e-ru siyahi likhi gayi
Yahi daagh thay jo saja k hum
sir-e-bazm-e-yaar chale gaye.
Na raha junoon-e-rukh-e-wafa,
ye rasan, yeh dar, karoge kya
Jinhein jurm-e-ishq pe naaz tha,
woh gunahgaar chale gaye
Tere jaan nisaar chale gaye
Teri rah mein karte thay sir talab,
Sar-e-rehguzaar chale gaye
Teri kaj adai se haar k
shab-e-intezar chali gayi
Mere zabt-e-haal sey rooth kar
mere ghumgusar chale gaye
Na sawal-e-vasl na arz-e-ghum,
na hikaytein, na shikaytein
Tere ahad mein dil-e-zaar ke
sabhi ikhtiyar chale gaye.
Yeh humi the jinke libaas par
sir-e-ru siyahi likhi gayi
Yahi daagh thay jo saja k hum
sir-e-bazm-e-yaar chale gaye.
Na raha junoon-e-rukh-e-wafa,
ye rasan, yeh dar, karoge kya
Jinhein jurm-e-ishq pe naaz tha,
woh gunahgaar chale gaye
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Apr 30, 2015 at 23:04
Category: 0
Sms / Sardar
Safia Saeed
Answering Machine
Answering Machine!
A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.
He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon.
A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.
He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon.
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Apr 30, 2015 at 20:04
Category: sardar
Poetry / 0
Jo Suna,Jo Kaha,
Jaany Do
Ik Sapna Hi Tha
jaany do,Jaany Do
Tera milna bhi kia, jase mosam gia
chaand kahny laga
na kaho
jaany do, jaany do
aana jana tera lagta hai,
fasana tha
tum se milna batain kerna
bahana tha
wohi hai wo nadiya
wohi chandni
mager jaan e janaa
kaheen tum naheen
kaheen tum naheen
kia kaheen,kia kaheen
tuu naheen ,kuch naheen
sarey waday tere yaad hain wo mujhe
chaand kahny laga
na kahoo
jaany do,jaany do
sab se rishta torr k
hum ne tumhain chaha tha
rasta jiss pe saath ho
wo rasta apnaya tha
wohi hai wo khirki
wohi bail thii
muhabat tumhari bhi
ik khail thi
ik khail thi
kia kaheen ,kiyaa kaheen
tuu naheen kuch naheen
phool khiltay bhi hain,loog miltay bhi hain
chaand kahny laga
na kaho
jaany do, jaany do
Sujda
Jaany Do
Jo Suna,Jo Kaha,
Jaany Do
Ik Sapna Hi Tha
jaany do,Jaany Do
Tera milna bhi kia, jase mosam gia
chaand kahny laga
na kaho
jaany do, jaany do
aana jana tera lagta hai,
fasana tha
tum se milna batain kerna
bahana tha
wohi hai wo nadiya
wohi chandni
mager jaan e janaa
kaheen tum naheen
kaheen tum naheen
kia kaheen,kia kaheen
tuu naheen ,kuch naheen
sarey waday tere yaad hain wo mujhe
chaand kahny laga
na kahoo
jaany do,jaany do
sab se rishta torr k
hum ne tumhain chaha tha
rasta jiss pe saath ho
wo rasta apnaya tha
wohi hai wo khirki
wohi bail thii
muhabat tumhari bhi
ik khail thi
ik khail thi
kia kaheen ,kiyaa kaheen
tuu naheen kuch naheen
phool khiltay bhi hain,loog miltay bhi hain
chaand kahny laga
na kaho
jaany do, jaany do
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Apr 30, 2015 at 17:04
Category: 0
Sms / Eid Mubarak
Sadaf Faiz
Teri Maa Ko
teri maa ko
tere baap ko
tere bhai ko
teri behan ko
teri khala ko
tere sare khandan ko
EID MUBBARAK ........
tere baap ko
tere bhai ko
teri behan ko
teri khala ko
tere sare khandan ko
EID MUBBARAK ........
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Apr 30, 2015 at 16:04
Category: eid-mubarak
Sms / Love
Abdul Jabbar
Meri Or Us Ki...
True story:
A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night. They Loved each other a lot.....
Girl: slow down a little.. I--m scared..
Boy: No, it--s so fun..
Girl: please.. it--s so scary..
Boy: Then say that you love me..
Girl: Fine..I love you..can you slow down now?
Boy: Give me a big hug.. (The girl gave him a big hug)
Girl: Now can you slow down?
Boy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on? It--s uncomfortable and
it--s bothering me while I ride.
The next day, there was a story in the newspaper. A motorcycle had crashed into a building because its brakes were broken. There were two people on the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived. The guy knew that the brakes were broken. He didn--t want to let the girl know, because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared. Instead, he was told the last time that she loved him,got a hug from her, put his helmet on her so that she can live, and die himself.....
A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night. They Loved each other a lot.....
Girl: slow down a little.. I--m scared..
Boy: No, it--s so fun..
Girl: please.. it--s so scary..
Boy: Then say that you love me..
Girl: Fine..I love you..can you slow down now?
Boy: Give me a big hug.. (The girl gave him a big hug)
Girl: Now can you slow down?
Boy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on? It--s uncomfortable and
it--s bothering me while I ride.
The next day, there was a story in the newspaper. A motorcycle had crashed into a building because its brakes were broken. There were two people on the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived. The guy knew that the brakes were broken. He didn--t want to let the girl know, because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared. Instead, he was told the last time that she loved him,got a hug from her, put his helmet on her so that she can live, and die himself.....
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Apr 30, 2015 at 11:04
Category: love
Poetry / 0
Sujda
Kisi Lerki Say Mat Kehna
Kisi Lerki Say Mat Kehna
K Us Se Pyar Kertay Ho
Agerchey K Be Dhayani Main
Yeh Iqrar Ker Bethay
Kisi Se Pyar Ker Bethay
To Phir Wadoon Ki Dooron Main
Ualajh Ker Toot Jao Gay
Tumharay Pyar Ka Us Ko
Ager Ehsaas Ho Jaye
To Ho Sakta Hai Tum Us Ka
Rang-O-Roop Ban Jao
Mohabbat Kay Safar Main Shayad
Aaisa Morr Aajaye
Kay Tum Narazgi Ka
BerMila Izhaar Ker Bethay
Koi Inkaar Ker Bethay
To Yeh Samjhoo Koi Sheesha,
Koi Dil Toot Jayay Ga
K In K Dil Bohat Nazuk,
Bohat Kumzoor Hotay Hain
Kisi Lerki K Dil Ka Tootna Bhi
Mout Hoti Hai
Kise larkii se na kehna
K Us say Pyar karte ho
K Us Se Pyar Kertay Ho
Agerchey K Be Dhayani Main
Yeh Iqrar Ker Bethay
Kisi Se Pyar Ker Bethay
To Phir Wadoon Ki Dooron Main
Ualajh Ker Toot Jao Gay
Tumharay Pyar Ka Us Ko
Ager Ehsaas Ho Jaye
To Ho Sakta Hai Tum Us Ka
Rang-O-Roop Ban Jao
Mohabbat Kay Safar Main Shayad
Aaisa Morr Aajaye
Kay Tum Narazgi Ka
BerMila Izhaar Ker Bethay
Koi Inkaar Ker Bethay
To Yeh Samjhoo Koi Sheesha,
Koi Dil Toot Jayay Ga
K In K Dil Bohat Nazuk,
Bohat Kumzoor Hotay Hain
Kisi Lerki K Dil Ka Tootna Bhi
Mout Hoti Hai
Kise larkii se na kehna
K Us say Pyar karte ho
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Apr 30, 2015 at 10:04
Category: 0
Articles / Health
Ijunoon
Nashte Me Shahad Double Roti Ka Istamal Nihayat Mufeed Hai
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Apr 30, 2015 at 09:04
Category: health
Sms / Santa Banta
Ali Bukhari
Lotto
santa singh finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he--s in serious financial trouble. He--s so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray. Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I--ve lost my business and if I don--t get some money, I--m going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto. Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. The Sardarji goes back to the synagogue. Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I--ve lost my business, my house and I--m going to lose my car as well. Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!! Back to the temple... My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me?? I--ve lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don--t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won--t you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???. Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the Sardarhi is confronted by the voice of the God: SARDARJI, BUY A DAMN TICKET
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Apr 30, 2015 at 06:04
Category: santa-banta
Poetry / 0
Sujda
Saanso ! Zara Aahista Chalo
rooz taaron ki numaaish mein khallal parta hai
chaand pagal hai! andhere mein nikal parta hai
ek deewanaa musaafir hai meri aankhon mein
waqt be waqt thahar jataa hai chal parta hai
apni taabeer k chakkar mein mera jagta khwaab
rooz sooraj ki tarah ghar se nikal parta hai
rooz pathar ki himaayat mein ghazal likhte hain
roz sheeshon se koi kaam nikal parta hai
uski yaad aai hai saanso ! zara aahista chalo
dharkanon se bhi ibaadat mein khalal partaa hai
chaand pagal hai! andhere mein nikal parta hai
ek deewanaa musaafir hai meri aankhon mein
waqt be waqt thahar jataa hai chal parta hai
apni taabeer k chakkar mein mera jagta khwaab
rooz sooraj ki tarah ghar se nikal parta hai
rooz pathar ki himaayat mein ghazal likhte hain
roz sheeshon se koi kaam nikal parta hai
uski yaad aai hai saanso ! zara aahista chalo
dharkanon se bhi ibaadat mein khalal partaa hai
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Apr 30, 2015 at 04:04
Category: 0
Sms / Santa Banta
Sadaf Faiz
Santa Goes For Movie
Santa Singh was seen going to the same movie everyday for a week. So Banta asked him one day: Arre ..yaar, kyon itni acchi lagi kya, ki roz har show ke liye aa rahe ho?. Santa replied with a bit of embarassment on his face: ..heh ..heh ...Ek scene hai - jahan ek ladki apne sare kapde utar deti hai lekin thabhi ek saali train saamne se nikal jati hai. Saali train kabhi na kabhi to late aayegi - .. heh .. heh
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Apr 30, 2015 at 02:04
Category: santa-banta
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