Tag: Sardar

1 sardar bank main daka dalne gaya.lekin gun le jana bhool gaya. seedha bank maneger k pas gaya or bola ,.,,,main daka dalne aya hun magar gun lana bhool gaya hun. manger bhi sardar tha bola tusi daka maro tohade te koi betabari aa gun kal le ana[shoaib iqbal]0321750097

sardar:dr sb.Chashma laga k mai Akhbar parh sakoon ga na....?

Dr:Haan, bilkul..... !

Sardar; Phir teek hai, warna Un-parh ki koie Zindagi hai....!0334-4040402

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha...
Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai

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Ek Sardar Jee Apni Bewi Ke Sath Rekshay Me Kahin Jaa Raha Tha Rekshay Wale Ne Apne Rekshay Ka Aina Thick Kia Or Sardar Ki Bewi Ko Dekhne Laga, Sardar Ki Bewi Ne Sardar Se Kha Ye Mujhe Dekh Raha Hai, Sardar Jee, Oye Kuchi Ka Bacha Reksha Rok Tu Meri Bewi Ko Dekhta Hai, Tu Peche Beth Main Reksha Calata Hoon

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Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

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A sardarsaw a beautifull girl ,he went n kissed her. Girl : stupid kia ker rahay ho? Sardar: B.com final year ..hahah... pls sms jokes send karain (Sonia-03215448850 and kiran-03145519317)

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai


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Sardar apni GF ke sath bike per ja raha tha tez speed k sath. GF: Sardar g mainu dar lagda we, ki karan, Saradr: tu wi meri tara akhan band ker lay..... Pls SMS Sumaira ... 03145506476

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)


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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told
him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order
to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, “OK, I’ll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it’s not the
answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in
a year?”
The Sardar replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc….”
Saint Peter lets him in without another word


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