Tag: Wife

1 Aadmi ne 100 martaba Blood Donate kerny ka Record Qaim Kia.. Blood Bank Intizamia ne uski Wife ko bhi Prize diya. Aadmi Ki Wife ne Hairan ho k poocha, Mujhay Prize Q? Blood Bank Intizamia ne Muskura k kaha Madam,, "Aap ne Nahi Piya tabhi to Hum ne Liya...

Doctor: Aap K Shohar Theek Ho Sakty Hain Aap Unka Khayal Rakhain Tension Na Dein Laraai Na Karein. Taza khana paka kr dein or inki farmabrdari krain. Shoping k liye zid na karein, Un Ki Khidmat Karein Husband: Dr. ne Kya Kaha? B.V: La-Ilaaj Ho Tum.

Wife: Jab Me Gana Gati Hu Tu Tum Bahar Kio Chale Jate Ho Husband: Taki Bahar Wale Ye Na Samjhe Ki Me Tumare Gala Daba Raha Hu..

Badsha ne elan krwaya, k shadi shuda mard 2 lines me kharre hon. 1 line me wo jo BV se darte hen 0r 1 me wo jo nhi darte : Darne walon ki lambi line thi. Jb k na darne walon ki line me 1 Aadmi tha : Badsha ne us se kaha: To aap BV se nhi drte : Us ne kaha: Pata nhi g... Muje to Bv keh gai hai k is line me kharre rhna, warna tangain tor dungi..

Aadmi dost se: Yaar aisi bewi ko kya kahen gay jo Khubsoorat ho, Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?
Dost: Afwah

BV Ny Shohar ko Call ke:
Kahan Hain Ap?
Shohar:
Tumhen Wo Gold Shop Yad Hai Jahan Tumhen ek Diamond ka Set Psand Aya Tha?
BV:
han han yad hai !
shohar:
aur mery pas itny pesy nhi thy K mai wo ly skta
BV:
han bilkul yad hai
Shohar:
aur mainy kaha tha K darling mai ek din Tumhary liey ye zarur kharidoon ga !
BV Khush Hoty Hoey:
Han Han janu, meri jan, mai sdky jawan Mujy achi trha Yad Hai.
Shohar:
Mai Us K Sath Wali Shop mai bal katwa Raha Hoon

Wife or husband Mall se nikle to ek
faqeer ne
kaha :
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Shehzaadi !!!
5 Rupay de de……Andha hoon
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Husband ne wife ki taraf dekha ar
bola :”De de…
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Sach mein andha hai …

ek Kanjoos Husband Shadi Wali Raat Apni BV se: Apna Haath Dejiye
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BV Ne Sharma k Hath Aagay Barha Diya or Aankhen Band Kar Leen,
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Jab Thori Dair men Aankhen Kholeen to Kanjoos husband Marker se Haath Pe Ghari Bana Raha tha
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BV Boli: Ye Kya?
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Husband : Sharmatey huey..
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Pagli Ye Teri Moo Dikhaee Hay...add Wife...Have Life :)

Ek Bewakoof Shohar ghar me naach raha tha, Uski B.V ne puchha:
Q naach rahe ho ??
Bewakoof Shohar: Abhi dawai pi hai bottle hilaana bhool gaya tha