Sms / Marriage

Kashif Yaqoob

Shaadi Se Pareshan Ek Shohar Ne Likha Hai.

"Shaadi se pareshan ek Shohar ne likha hai..." Maang bharne ki saza kuch iss tarah paa raha hoon..., K Maang Poori karte karte ab maang k kha raha hoon..

· 5 Like · Jan 30, 2014 at 13:01
Category: marriage Tags: Shohar Biwi Wife Husband Funny Sms
 
Sms / Fool

Kashif Yaqoob

shohar Roti k upar roti rakh k kha raha tha.

shohar: Roti k upar roti rakh k kha raha tha.. BV boli.. ye 2 roti 1 sath kyun kha rahy ho? shohar: bewaqoof ki bachi.. men shouk se nahi kha raha. Tabiyat kharab hai. Doctor ne bola he kuch din Double Roti khao.

· 7 Like · Jan 20, 2014 at 16:01
Category: fool Tags: Shohar Biwi Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Kanjoos Shohar Ki Bv Ne Sms Kia:

ki BV ne SMS kia: Kab tak aa rahey ho? kanjoos Shohar ne Jawab diya: 20-25 minute me. Dair ho jaye tu yeh SMS phir se parh lena, dobara pesay na zaya karna.!

· 3 Like · Jan 16, 2014 at 20:01
Category: jokes Tags: Shohar Wife Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Bv Ny Shohar Ko Call Ki

BV Ny Shohar ko Call ke:
Kahan Hain Ap?
Shohar:
Tumhen Wo Gold Shop Yad Hai Jahan Tumhen ek Diamond ka Set Psand Aya Tha?
BV:
han han yad hai !
shohar:
aur mery pas itny pesy nhi thy K mai wo ly skta
BV:
han bilkul yad hai
Shohar:
aur mainy kaha tha K darling mai ek din Tumhary liey ye zarur kharidoon ga !
BV Khush Hoty Hoey:
Han Han janu, meri jan, mai sdky jawan Mujy achi trha Yad Hai.
Shohar:
Mai Us K Sath Wali Shop mai bal katwa Raha Hoon

· 2 Like · Jun 22, 2013 at 10:06
Category: wife Tags: Shohar Biwi Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Bewakoof Shohar Ghar Me

Ek Bewakoof Shohar ghar me naach raha tha, Uski B.V ne puchha:
Q naach rahe ho ??
Bewakoof Shohar: Abhi dawai pi hai bottle hilaana bhool gaya tha

· 2 Like · Jun 12, 2013 at 16:06
Category: jokes Tags: Shohar Biwi Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Batao Wo Konsi Aurat Hai Jis Ko 100% Pata Hota Hai Kay Us Ka Shohar Kahan Hai?

1st Girl: Batao wo konsi aurat hai jis ko 100% pata hota hai kay us ka shohar kahan hai?
2nd Girl: Bewa aurat.

· 2 Like · May 30, 2013 at 20:05
Category: jokes Tags: Shohar Women Girl Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

"shohar Ek Aisi Mazloom Makhlooq Hai.

"Shohar Ek Aisi Mazloom Makhlooq Hai...
Jis k Samne choohay aur Chipkali Se Darne Wali BV
Sher Ban K Ghoomti Hai! :

· 1 Like · May 18, 2013 at 18:05
Category: funny Tags: Biwi Funny Sms Shohar
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekho

Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekho to Duniya Ka Sab Se Perfect Man Uska Daddy, Duniya Ka sab Se Dukhi Admi Uska Bhai, Dunya Ka Sab Se Sunder Boy Uska Beta, Dunya Ka Sab Se Nasibwala Admi Uski Bahen Ka shohar Or Dunya Ka Sab Se Kharab Selfish Jhootha Kanjus Bekar Admi, Ab Ye Bhi LIKHNA Paray Ga Kya?;)

· 1 Like · May 13, 2013 at 19:05
Category: wife Tags: Shohar Beta Aadmi Biwi Husband Funny Sms
 
Sms / Uncategorized

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Shohar Ki Zindagi Bhi Kaisi He Check It !

aik bivi ne apne shohar se kaha ke jamahi mat lo is se nahosat phelti he shohar ne jawab diya ke kiun na loon raat bhar jhagta or kaam karta raha hoon bivi boli ke agar jamahi leni he to apne moun par haath rakh liya karo shohar ne jawab diya ke moun par haath rakhne se main apne haath par kaat bethoonga or is tarah se mujhe bhi wo hi bemari ho jaye gi jo un logo ko hoti he jin ko kuttey kaat lete hein bivi ne poocha ke tumhein kutto ke katne wali bemari kaise ho sakti he? shahar ne jawab diya ke kiun nahi ho sakti 3 saal se main bhi to kuttoo jaisi zindagi to guzar raha hoon.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Shohar
 
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