Jokes / Doctor Aur Mareez

Amir Rasheed

Mera Boyfriend Ek Number Ka Kameena Hai

larki: doctor sahab meharbai kar ke mere boyfriend ko andar bula lein.
doctor: darnay ki koi baat nahee mein bohat shareef aadmi hoon.
larki: nahee, aapki nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera boyfriend ek number ka kameena hai.

· 7 Like · May 16, 2017 at 06:05
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Shagufta Yasmeen

Tum Paga Huay Kaisay

doctor paga se:
tum pagal huay kaisay
pagal: mein ne aik bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti se mere baap ne shadi ki aur baap mera damad ban gaya youn meri wo beti meri maan ban gai aur uss kay ghar beti hui wo meri behan bangai mein uski nani ka shohar tha iss liye wo meri nawasi bhi hui iss tarah mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur mein apnay baitay ka bhanja...

dotor: uth kuttay kay bachay tu mujhe bhi pagal kardega

· 5 Like · Nov 01, 2016 at 06:11
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Kashif Yaqoob

Rozana 50 Ki Dawai Le Jata Hoon,

Mareez: Doctor Sahab Rozana 50 Ki Dawai Le Jata Hoon, Lekin Koi Faida Nahi Hota:
Doctor: To Aaj 40 Ki Le Jao 10 Ka Faida Hoga.

· 1 Like · Jan 03, 2017 at 13:01
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Mehreen Ali

Aadmi Hakeem Se

mareez hakeem se:

mujhe bemari hai kay
khanay kay baad bhook nahee lagti
sonay kay baad neend nahee ati
kaam karoo to thakk jata hoon

hakeem:
saari raat dhoop mein betho theek ho jaogay

· 3 Like · Oct 24, 2016 at 06:10
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Samreen Qaisar

Sar Par Tankay

aik aadmi kay sar par chout lagi
nurse: iss me saat tankay lagenge
aadmi: kitnay paisay
nurse: teen hazar
aadmi: baji sirf taankay lagwanay hain kadai aur peeko nahee karwani

· 2 Like · Oct 21, 2016 at 13:10
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Kashif Yaqoob

A Boy With His Father Went To Doctor With Infection On His Face.

A boy with his father went to Doctor with infection on His face After Chkup Dctr said: "apni Gf ko bolo Lipstick ka Brand badle.Tmhe MEDORA se Alrgy hy Fathr ghuse sy larkay ki trf dkhta rha;-> Boy said: d0ct0r sahab jb ap ghr jaye to apni beti ko bta dena

· 3 Like · Mar 05, 2017 at 13:03
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Fahad Yousuf

Mujhe Zehar Chahiye!

· 1 Like · Dec 06, 2016 at 11:12
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Javed Akhtar

Aji, Kia Faida

· 6 Like · Mar 28, 2017 at 14:03
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Sana Dimple

Kya Aap Haklatay Hain

Doctor: kya aap haklatay hain?
Mareez: Nhi siruf
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.. Boltay waqat.
Doctor: Lakh di lanat

#jokes

· 0 Like · Dec 01, 2016 at 07:12
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Shama Qadir

Ek Clinic K Aage Lambi Line Thi,

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
par log usko pakar k piche phek dete
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Admi:"Lage raho,
Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga"....

· 3 Like · Jan 07, 2017 at 15:01
Category: doctor-aur-mareez
 
bas karo janab our kitna jhoot likhwao ge.
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Posted on : Dec 05, 2015

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