Jokes / Doctor Aur Mareez

Mehreen Ali

Aadmi Hakeem Se

mareez hakeem se:

mujhe bemari hai kay
khanay kay baad bhook nahee lagti
sonay kay baad neend nahee ati
kaam karoo to thakk jata hoon

hakeem:
saari raat dhoop mein betho theek ho jaogay

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Samreen Qaisar

Sar Par Tankay

aik aadmi kay sar par chout lagi
nurse: iss me saat tankay lagenge
aadmi: kitnay paisay
nurse: teen hazar
aadmi: baji sirf taankay lagwanay hain kadai aur peeko nahee karwani

· 2 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Amir Rasheed

Mera Boyfriend Ek Number Ka Kameena Hai

larki: doctor sahab meharbai kar ke mere boyfriend ko andar bula lein.
doctor: darnay ki koi baat nahee mein bohat shareef aadmi hoon.
larki: nahee, aapki nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera boyfriend ek number ka kameena hai.

· 8 Like · May 16, 2017 at 06:05
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Memoona Aqeel

Itmenaan

· 4 Like · May 10, 2017 at 02:05
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Farah Gulzar

Hakla

· 3 Like · Apr 13, 2017 at 18:04
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Javed Akhtar

Aji, Kia Faida

· 6 Like · Mar 28, 2017 at 14:03
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Urooj Zahed

Doctor: Aap Ki Kidney Fail Hogyi Hai.

Doctor: Aap Ki Kidney Fail Hogyi Hai..

Patient: Wah! Wah!
What A Joke Meri Kidney To Kabhi
School Gayi Hi Nahi..

· 10 Like · Mar 16, 2017 at 11:03
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Muzammil Shahzad

Rangeen

Mareez: Naak ki surkhi door karne k liye mai aap se dawa le gaya tha. Lekin is k istemal k baad meri naak neeli ho gai hai.
Doctor: Koi baat nahi, hum aap ko dosri dawa de dain ge waise aap ko konsa rung pasand hai?

· 3 Like · Mar 07, 2017 at 07:03
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Kashif Yaqoob

A Boy With His Father Went To Doctor With Infection On His Face.

A boy with his father went to Doctor with infection on His face After Chkup Dctr said: "apni Gf ko bolo Lipstick ka Brand badle.Tmhe MEDORA se Alrgy hy Fathr ghuse sy larkay ki trf dkhta rha;-> Boy said: d0ct0r sahab jb ap ghr jaye to apni beti ko bta dena

· 3 Like · Mar 05, 2017 at 13:03
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Nasim Rana

D0ct0r: Sardaar Jee, Accident Kaise Hua Aap Ka ??

D0CT0R: Sardaar Jee, Accident Kaise Hua Aap Ka ??

Sardaar: 0h Yar Main M0RR KATTAN Lagga C.. = $

D0CT0R: t0h Kya Aaagy GAARi Aa Gai.. ??
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Sardaar: Nahi 0yee.. Aggy M0RR e Nahi C = P = D

· 2 Like · Jan 29, 2017 at 15:01
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