iJunoon Archives |2015 | February

aik monkey apni ammi se rotay hoay kehta hai maa mein kitna budd soorat hoon.Maa kehte hai beta roo mut aakhir woh bhi hai jo is waqt yah message par raha hai ahahhahahahahaha

koi lamha gulaab sa to ho
tairay anay ka khawab sa to ho


apni khusheyan samait lein gay hum
tairay dukh ka azab sa to ho


dhoka mushkil hai kya mohabbat mein
aankh mein kuch saraab sa to ho


teree qurbat say mein bahek jaon
nasha aisa sharaab sa to ho

Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times,

Sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara.

Mairi Nigaah Ka Haasil Jamaal Tera Hai
Ke Iss Ghazal Mein Sarasar Khayaal Tera Hai

Ye Aaj Mera Likha Dey Raha Hai Jo Khushboo
Nahin Hai Iss Mein Mera Khuch Kamaal, Tera Hai

Mujhey Hai Fikr Teri, Main Chalo Bhula Doon Ga
Tu Kaisey Bhool Sakey Ga Sawaal, Tera Hai

Karoon Main Laakh Jatan Par Nikal Nahin Paata
Mujhey Jakarr Ke Jo Rakhta Hai Jaal, Tera Hai

Kaha Hai Dil Ne Mairey Aaj Mujh Say Ye 'Tanha '
Sanam Hain Sab Ke Mager Bemisaal, Tera Hai .....!

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding!!

waisay tu tum mujh ko AZIZ ho halan k tum kya CHEEZ ho nakhray tu tum aisay karte ho, jaisay k tum Shaukat Aziz ho
hahhahahahahahhahahahaa

santa:- yaar banta dr. ne kaha mujhe aids hai. yeh aids hoti kya hai?

banta singh:-
a - ab.
i - iss.
d - duniya se.
s - sasriyakaal.