iJunoon Archives |2015 | April

TUM SAY MANZIL KA NAHE
RISHTA SAFAR KA HAI MERA
YE ZARORI TU NAHE
K SATH CHLA B JAYE
TUM SAY MILA B JAYE
ISHAQ DEDAAR KA
MOHTAJ NAHE HOTA!!
IK AHSAAS KA RISHTA HAI
YE KHUSHBOO KI TRHA
DEKHNY CHONY SAY AARI
KISE JADU KI TRHA
SIRF AWAAZ HE KAFI HAI
MOHABAT K LEY
AUR SAB KUCH AZAFI HAI
MOHABAT K LEY

Once Santa Singh called Banta Singh for a hearty lunch. Banta Singh arrived promptly on time and was surprised to see the door locked. Then he saw a note which said,---- Kaise ullu banaya!---- Banta Singh was terribly furious, therefore thinking himself to be smart stuck a note saying, ---- Main to aya hi nahein----

Aaye Tum Yaad Muje Gaane Lagi Har Dhadkan
Khushbu Laayi Pawan, Mahekaya Chandan

Jis Pal Naino Mei Sapna Tera Aaye
Us Pal Mausam Par Mehndi Rach Jaaye
Aur Tu Ban Jaaye, Jaise Dulhan
Aaye Tum Yaad Muje

Jab Mai Raaton Ko Taare Ginta Hu
Aur Tere Kadmon Ki Aahat Sunta Hu
Lage Muje Har Tara, Tera Darpan
Aaye Tum Yaad Muje...

Har Pal Man Mera Mujse Kahta Hai
Jiski Dhun Mei Tu Khoya Rehta Hai
Bhar De Phoolo Se, Uska Daaman
Aaye Tum Yaad Muje...

BANTA Singh went for a job interview to be a secretary. When the manager saw his colourful attire and gold and white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming
NOT Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Singh.So he told Singh, If >you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK.
Singh thought for a while and said : I hear the phone GREEN GREEN,GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW ...BLUE--s that ?WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong number, lah.... Don--t PURPLEly disturb people and don--t call BLACK, ok ? Thank You.
The Manager fainted.

TO NE MUJH SE KAHA
ME PIYAAR KRTA HOO TM SE

SUNOOOOOOO
PIYAAR ME JANG MOHABBAT DONO JAEZ HAIN

MENE KAHA ACHA
LAKIN YE JO TM KR RAHE HOO
WO GALAT HY

LAKIN TM NA MANETM MERE PASS AAYE
OR MUJAH PAKAR LIA

TO NE MUJH SE KAHA
ME PIYAAR KRTA HOO TM SE

MENE KAHA CHORD DO MUJAH JANE DO
LAKIN TM NA MAANAY

TUM BOLTE RAHE I LOVE U
OR MERE BALOO ME APNA HATH PHERTEY RAHE
MENE PHR KAHA

CHORD DO, CHORD DO, CHORD DO
WARNA ME RO DOO GI

TO NE MUJH SE KAHA

ME PIYAAR KRTA HOO TM SE

TUMMMM!!!
TUM SE MERA RONA NA DEAKHA GAYA

ME RONE LAGI OR
BOLTI RAHI JANE DO
PHR TM NE

SORRY BOL KR
MUJAH CHORD DIA

TO NE MUJH SE KAHA
ME PIYAAR KRTA HOO TM SE

Santa Singh is the aggresive participant on Kaun Banega..
Amitabh: Santaji, 5 sawal ka jawab diye to Rs. 10,000 jeetiye. 15 jawab par 1 crore! Aapke paas teen lifeline hain. Ek hazaar rupee ke liye aapka pehla sawaal: Who is India--s Prime Minister? A: Vajpayee B: Advani C: Zail Singh D: Amrish Puri?
Santa Singh: Vajpayee.
Amitabh: Sure?
Santa Singh: Yes, sure.
Amitabh: Confident?
Santa Singh: Yes
Amitabh: Absolutely sure?
Santa Singh: Yes Amitji.
Amitabh: Lock kar dein?
Santa Singh: Yes.
Amitabh: Sahee jawab! Aap ek hazaar rupee jeet gaye hain!
Santa Singh: Oye! Saale, ullu mat banaa! Paanch jawab diye hain puray dus hazaar nikaal!

One day a lady came in running into police station where santa singh was police inspector... And she said praji..praji gajab ho gaya
Santa singh asked bhenji ki ho gaya The lady replied mere pati 6 din pehle gobi ki sabji lene bazaar gaye the, aur abhi tak woh nahi laute hain
On that santa singh replied koi gal nahin bhenji, tusi aur koi sabji bana lo.