agreed Meaning and Definition

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...greed and told him that the paint and ladders that he might need were in the garage. The man-s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, ""Does he realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"" The man replied, ""He should. He was standing on the porch."" A short time later, Sardarji came to the door to collect him money. ""You-re finished already?"" ...

...greed to instruct him on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio. He took him out, showed him how to start it and gave him the basics, and sent him on his way. After he climbed 1000 ...

...greed. On the second day, God created the dog. God said to the dog, ""What you are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house. Any people that come in, you will have to bark at them! I-ll give a life span of 20 years."" The dog objected, ""What? All day long to sit by the door? No way! I give you back my other 10 years of life!"" So God agreed. On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey, ""Monkeys ...

...greed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agrees to take the test. Principal: ""What is 3 x 3?"" Johnny: ""9"". Principal: ""What is 6 x 6?"" Johnny: ""36"". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third standard should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, ""I think Johnny can go to the third standard."" The teacher says to the principal, ""Let me ask him some questions."" The principal and Johnny both agree. The teacher asks, ""What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"" Johnny, after a moment, ""Legs."" Teacher: ""What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"" The principal wondered, wh...

867...greed. Finally, God created man, and told him: You will be Man, the only rational being on this earth, you will use your intelligence to control other animals, you will dominate the world and you will live for 20 years. The man answered: God, I-ll be man, but living 20 years is not enough, why don-t you give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 20 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years that the monkey refused. That was what God did, and since then, Man live 20 years like a man, then he enters adulthood and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying the load on his back, then when his children leave home, spends 15 years like a dog, looking after the house and eating whatever is given to him, then he gets into retirement, and spends 10 years like a monkey, jumping from house to house or from children to children, doin...

...greed to go in the room and share the bed. The next morning the man on the left hand side of the bed said i dreamt i had the best wank ever la...