Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Nimrah Butt

Judge: What's The Proof That You Were Not Over Speeding?

Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding?

Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back.

Judge: Case dismissed!

· 0 Like · Dec 18, 2014 at 23:12
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Amir Rasheed

Santa: How Much Is My Mobile Bill?

Santa: How much is my mobile bill?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know your Current bill.

Santa: Stupid! I have already paid my electricity bill. I want to know my Mobile bill and not 'Current' bill.

· 0 Like · Dec 18, 2014 at 06:12
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Maleeha Bukhari

Jeeto & Preeto Were Talking About Their New Milkman.

Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.

Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.

And so quickly too!, said Preeto

· 0 Like · Dec 17, 2014 at 20:12
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Abdulla Bhatti

Santa Joined Nasa. After One Month The Americans Had To Chan...

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA.

· 0 Like · Dec 17, 2014 at 09:12
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Mohammad Afzal

Santa: Have Any Of Your Childhood Hopes Been Realized?

Santa: Have any of your childhood hopes been realized?

Banta: Yes. When my mother used to pull my hair, I wished that I didn't have any!

· 0 Like · Dec 16, 2014 at 17:12
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Akram Rahi

Santa: I Realised Today That The World Is A Dangerous Place.

Santa: I realised today that the world is a dangerous place.

Banta: What brought about the change in thinking?

Santa: I tripped over my son's globe!

· 0 Like · Dec 16, 2014 at 11:12
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Afza Altaf

Santa: Our New Neighbour Is An "aam Aadmi Party" Member.

Santa: Our new neighbour is an "Aam Aadmi Party" member.

Banta: How do you know that?

Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!

· 0 Like · Dec 16, 2014 at 02:12
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Mooria Ul Ain

Banta: If A Tiger Attacks Your Mother In Law And Your Wife at The Same Time, Whom Would You Save?

Banta: If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife
at the same time, whom would you save?

Santa: Of course, the tiger.

Banta: But why?

Santa: Very few are left!

· 0 Like · Dec 15, 2014 at 08:12
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Amir Rasheed

Santa Calls Up White House & Says: I Want To Be The Next President Of The Usa.

Santa calls up White House & says: I want to be the next President of the USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?

Santa: Why? Is it compulsory?

· 0 Like · Dec 13, 2014 at 10:12
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Shama Qadir

Banta Sent An Sms To His Pregnant Wife.

Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife.

A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing.

The report said - Delivered!

· 0 Like · Dec 12, 2014 at 18:12
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