SantaBanta

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?

A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Santa: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?

Banta: What's to it?

Santa: It has a 12-month long waiting list!

Santa to the shopkeeper: Give me one litre Wheat Flour.


Shopkeeper: Wheat flour is not sold in litre. Ask for it again.


Santa: Ok. Please give me one KG Wheat Flour in this bottle.


Shopkeeper: You don't ask like this? Ok. You pose as a shopkeeper and let me buy wheat flour from you.


Santa: OK!


Shopkeeper: Give me one KG Wheat Flour.


Santa: Have you brought the bottle?

An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.

Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?

Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!

Pappu: Papa. why is it that a divorce is so expensive?

Santa: Son, because it's worth it!

Santa: My wife went out for drinks with the girls from her work. I am sure there would be a fight between us tonight.

Banta: But why fight?

Santa: Bcoz she simply would get back and tell me EVERYTHING that's wrong with me.

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!

Banta: Oh! That's terrible.

Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

In an African Safari, a Lion suddenly pounced on Santa's wife.

Jeeto: Shoot him!

Santa: Just a second, let me change the battery of my camera.

Santa and his girlfriend were showering together.

Girl: Do dirty things to me.

Santa puts soap in her eyes.