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Maryam Rauf

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Aug 24, 2012
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Maryam Rauf

Aqalmand

· 7 Like · Oct 21, 2017 at 22:10
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Maryam Rauf

Baap Beta

Aek dafa aek baap or beta bahir jatay hean baap ka beta neechay girey hoi cheeze dakhata hai or utha lata hai us ka baap kahta hai kea neechay gerey hoi cheeze ko nai uthatay phir thori durr he jatay hean tu us larkay ka baap gir jata hai naalay mea woh kahta hai beta mujeh bahir nikalo tu us ka beta kahta hai baap aap nea he tu kaha tha kea betay girey hoi cheeze ko nai uthatay

· 2 Like · Sep 30, 2017 at 05:09
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Maryam Rauf

Bimar Meraz

Aik dafa aik pehlawn hota hai woh apni akhri ladyi ladnay gata hai woh apni (fight) kay liya naya (underwear buy) karta hai. (Fight) ka din aagya woh (fight) karnay gata hai aur woh (win) ho gata hai aur phir sab ko apna (new underwear) dekhata hai to sab (laugh) karna (start) ho gatay hain aur phir woh (home) chala gata hai aur apni biwi say kahta hai keh mujhe per sab (laugh) kar rahay thay to os ki biwi kehti hai woh to app ghar hai bhol gayaya thay
lolzzzz
lolzzz

· 1 Like · Sep 15, 2017 at 11:09
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Maryam Rauf

Player.

a baffled man entered a calm fharmacy ov a doc n shouted,""doc, 4 God sake do something 4 me, i was playing on da flute but ,but i made a mistake to swallow it."" doc said coolly, wel u should thank God that u werent playing on a piano.""...bye~shye

· 1 Like · Aug 23, 2017 at 03:08
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Maryam Rauf

Water

AIK DAFA AIK GORA ADMI KISI DESI FAMILY KEHAAN REHNE ATA HAI. WOH USKO ITNA MERCHOON WALA KHANA KHILATE HAIN KE USKI BURI HALAT HOJATI HAI. DOSRAY DIN USKO BOHAT ZOR SE BATHROOM ATA HAI TO WOH BATROOM BHAG TA HAI. WAHAAN JATA HAI TO USKO TOILET PAPER HI NAHI MILTA, AB USKI OR BHEE BURI HALAT HOJATI HAI, KAHIR WOH WESE HI BATHROOM KARNE LAGJATA HAI. MIRCHOON KI WAJHA SE USKO BOHAT JALAN HOTI HAI TO WOH JALDI SE PANI DALTA HAI AUR KEHTA HAI ""AAAAHHHHH!!! NOW I GET IT WHY DESI PEOPLE HAVE WATER IN THEIR BATHROOMS,TOILET PAPER WOULD HAVE BURNT"" HEHEHEHEHEHE

· 4 Like · Jul 19, 2017 at 02:07
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Maryam Rauf

1 Moti Orat Ne Chor Pakra.

1 Moti Orat Ne Chor Pakra or Os K
opar Beth Gai or Nokar Se Boli Police Ko Bulao
Nokar: Meri Chapal Kaha Hai?
Chor Bola Aby Meri Pehen Le Jaldi Kar

#funny #jokes

· 2 Like · Dec 04, 2016 at 02:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Larka Aur Larki

Maryam Rauf

Sacha Pyaar

larki: jab tumhen meri yaad ati hai tou tum kya kartay ho?
larka: mein tumhar pasandeedah chocolate khata hoon, aur tum kya karti ho ?
larki: mein bhi Gold Leaf pi leti hoon

· 4 Like · Nov 04, 2016 at 10:11
Category: larka-aur-larki
 
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Maryam Rauf

Jo Shakhs Sajdon Mein Rota Hai.

· 0 Like · Sep 23, 2016 at 07:09
Category: photos
 
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Maryam Rauf

Hamare Muashre Mein Aese Log.

Hamare muashre mein aese log dusro ko hansane ke liye apne dukh dard par parda rakh kar, hame hansate aur khud bhi hanste hain. In qeemti logon ke liye dua kiya karein............



· 0 Like · Aug 03, 2016 at 03:08
Category: photos
 
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Maryam Rauf

This Is Going To Be Real Challenge.




· 1 Like · Feb 04, 2016 at 14:02
Category: photos
 

Maryam Rauf

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