...inest minds; Hitler, Genghis Khan, and Josef Stalinworked night and day to create a 162-page manual documenting theexact terms of your coverage, but it all boils down to three points:1) You belong to the HMO. We mean that literally - as of now, theHMO owns you. To insure that you don-t forget your subscriber number,we will tattoo it to your forehead.2) You have been assigned a primary care physician. You will not betold your physician-s name. You may never see your physician. Yourphysician is imaginary. If you see any doctor without express writtenpermission of your imaginary primary care physician, you will beforced to pay full price, plus eat your weight in lard.3) You are not covered under this plan.TERMINATION - All employees will be given two weeks notice upon beingfired. We like to feel that this gives an employee a ""grace period""to steal all of the office supplies that he or she may have forgottento take during his or her period of employment.COMPLAINTS...
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