bark Gaeilge Meaning

...ark at them! I-ll give a life span of 20 years."" The dog objected, ""What? All day long to sit by the door? No way! I give you back my other 10 years of life!"" So God agreed. On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey, ""Monkeys have to entertain people. You-ve got to make them laugh and do monkey tricks. I-ll give you 20 years life span."" The monkey objected. ""What? Make them laugh? Do monkey faces and tricks? Ten years will do, and the other 10 years I-ll give you back."" So God agreed. On the fourth day, God created man and said to him, ""Your job is to sleep, eat, and play. You will enjoy...